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- CEO Brian Krzanich sold his stock, and it might be considered insider trading... You could say he had certain Intel about the situation.
This could turn into a total Meltdown. - I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying programs I mean most of our computers are labelled "Intel"
- What's the difference between a spy and a computer? A spy has inside intel.
A computer has Intel Inside. - My friend told me that he was going to buy a bunch of Intel CPUs. I told him to stop that non-Zens.
- What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common? Immigrants
- Intel's CPUs aren't overpriced... If you subtract the amount you'll save on heating this winter, you're profiting!
- What's the difference between Intel and InCel? Intel is in computers, but InCels aren't in anything.
- Use Intel Integrated Graphics at Very High settings in CS:GO and save lives Only thing which Intel Integrated Graphics does better than other dGPUs.
- I like to copy forum posts from Intel forums to Amd forums People call me a reposter, But actually I'm a threadripper.
- Hey, stop worrying about everything going on about Intel It's not like their CEO had insider Intel.
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Which intel your one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with intel your? I can suggest the ones about intelligence artificial and computer chip.
- Has anyone heard of the disastrous news about the CPU chip flaws? seems like bad intel..
- I tried to get my mom to switch from AMD to Intel... ...but I couldn't Celeron it.
- What did Jesus say when he switched from Intel to AMD? Do not mourn me for I have Ryzen.
- AMD is red, Intel is blue, I choose i7 because Ryzen are few.
- Apple had to stop spying on its competitors... ...they had a lack of Intel.
- Since the Intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7... does that mean Intel can't even?
- How do Intel workers celebrate and congratulate each other? They give each other i5's.
- Why do amateur gamers always lose battles? They don't have enough Intel.
- Why did the spy steal the laptop? It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
- Why is Intel collaborating with ARM ? To replace the leg it lost to AMD.
- How do you get to Intel ME? You get on DBUS.
- What do they eat at Intel? Chips
- [original] How is an AI class called? An intel-lecture.
- what does Intel and Hollywood have in common ? the number of flops goes up and up
- My girlfriend nicknamed me after a PC She loved when I was *Intel Inside* ™ her
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Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and j**... Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting.
During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting.
Bill says, “Oh, that’s my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call.”
So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie.
After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him.
Bill explains, “Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way I can take a call anywhere.”
The others nod and the meeting continues.
Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping.
He states, “Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an important call.”
So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air.
When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, “I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth.”
The others nod, and the meeting continues.
Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when j**... emits a thunderous f**....
He looks up at the others staring at him and says, “Somebody get me a piece of paper… I’m receiving a FAX."
German spies
During the war, two German spies were sent to London to gather valuable intel. To immerse themselves in the local culture they walk into a local pub and walk up to the bar. The first German says to the barman in an impeccable English accent
"May I have two Martinis please?"
"Dry?" asked the barman.
The German replied, holding up two fingers.
"Nein! Zwei!"
Since their move to Ireland. Apple's profits have been Dublin.
As well as Google, Amazon, Facebook, Intel, IBM, Paypal, eBay, Twitter and many more...
Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokémon Go?
Because Intel Inside.
What means "Intel inside"
A warning!
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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?
A p**... File.
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Tormented for over an hour... that poor mentally disabled man...
But, you have to give the intel folks who brief Trump, credit for trying.
Spy intels
A hot Russian spy reported back to her boss: i got the latest classified intels from the general and also captured his son.
Boss replies: excellent! so where's the boy?
'gotta wait another 9 months before you can meet him' says the Russian spy.
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Catholic priests are like Intel CPUs.
They have little Andy in.
Once there was a raid at the club. Intel was that there was black money in the club
A officer, during the raid found the money. He went to the supervisor and told him-
"Sir, we have found the money! It's 5 million dollars, cash!"
"What's that officer? You say there's 2 million dollars found in raid?"
"That's right sir! We have found a million dollars of cash here!! "
Without telling my wife, I bought a gaming pc for my son as a birthday gift. Check out the specs: Intel Core i7 10700K, MSI MPG Z490 Gaming Carbon WiFi, Nvidia GeForce RTX 2080 Super, G.Skill TridentZ RGB 4x16 DDR4-4000, Samsung 970 Evo 1TB, Corsair RM850x, Cooler Master MasterLiquid ML240R RGB
He is turning one tomorrow.
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My vacuum cleaner died the other day…
so I put an Intel sticker on it and it started to s**... again.