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Who says they can't integrate into American culture?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

There they saw the exponential function sitting by himself

They poked him, "c'mon man, join the party"

To which he replied, "it's not my fault, eveytime I try to integrate, I just end up with myself"

They don't know how to integrate.

The engineer answers: "we fill a pool to the brim with water, fully immerse the pig, collect the spilled water and measure its weight. The pig will have a volume of 1dm^3 per collected Kg."

The mathematician answers: "we freeze the pig, slice it and integrate the slices' areas to obtain a volume."

The physicist answers: "let P be a spherical, friction-less pig...

x and x^2 noticed e^x has been standing in the same corner since they arrived.

x asked "Why don't you go mix in with the crowd?"

e^x replied "Well, no matter how much I integrate it's still the same!"

Sinus, cosinus and tangens were dancing like crazy. Only e^x was all alone in the corner of the room, so sinus walked to it and asked "Hey, exponential! How are you doing? Why don't you try to integrate yourself?" "I'm trying!!! But nothing happens..."

ha. ah. ah. \*cough\* _i'm a nerd :'(_

Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".

Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate.

You'll integrate something you don't need.

You integrate it

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He's trying to integrate back into society, but you can still kinda differentiate him from others.

"I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!"

So everybody gets scared and runs away.

Only one person stays.

The guy comes up to him and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate you!"

And the other guy says: "No, I am not scared, I am e^x."

I guess I have my limits

A customer asks the owner:

How do you plan to differentiate from burger restaurants?

The owner replies and says:

I integrate instead.

To make America integrate again.

They've got me integrate trouble.

It is black and white so they won't integrate

Because I think we should Horizontally Integrate.

Unfortunately, After every time we ∫e^x I am left with an e^x

They can't integrate.

He refused to integrate.

ln is alone in the back of the bar and 2x approaches

"Why don't you integrate?", 2x says

ln cries, "Because it won't change anything"

Then I can just throw money at problems instead of trying to integrate them.

The translator asked the immigrant.

2, 4, 6, 8, we don't wanna integrate!

They don't like to integrate.

At a party for functions, ex is at the bar looking despondent. The barman says: "Why don't you go and integrate?" To which ex replies: "It would not make any difference."

The result was, of course, the Little Rock 9x+c

suddenly a cosin function appeard and ask if he can join the party.

The cosin functions replayed but only if you integrate yourself .

They refuse to integrate.

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

Ewe-substitution

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