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- Why was e^x so lonely at the party? Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
- Math jokes never work on me I have trouble differentiating them. They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up.
- Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration.
- TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's. Apparently they opposed integration.
- Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s? They didn't believe in integration.
- A gay woman, a working class white guy, an old Jewish lady, a disabled man and a young black lady all walk into a bar. What a wonderful example of a well-integrated community.
- WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test.
Turns out, it's cancer. - People think mathematicians aren't very sociable But I think they're pretty good at integrating
- Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".
- My last relationship...let's say it was an integration. I thought she was the one. Now she's my ex.
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- Why don't they teach Calculus in the Deep South? Because they don't like integration.
- Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I'd gladly replace my x with u.
- Hey girl, are you an integral? Because I'd like to find the area under your curves
- Calculus jokes should be an integral part of this sub
- What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? A natural log cabin.
- Never drink and derive You'll integrate something you don't need.
- How do you use calculus in real life? You integrate it
- why do white supremacists hate calculus? It really pushed their *limits* on *integration*
- Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating
- Hey girl, are you an integral? Because I want to substitute u for my x.
- What do you get when you take the integral of a velociraptor? A Positioraptor!
- MATH JOKE: The ladies call me an integral ...because I fill the area under their curves
- What do you call a journalism site with no integrity? The answer might surprise you.
- When I integrate I don't add the constant I guess I have my limits
- I want to study... the area below your curves...
It is integral.
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From how high can you drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?
Higher than you would think, the structural integrity of a well laid concrete floor renders it virtually indestructible towards an incoming egg, even at terminal velocity.
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Why don't white supremacists take calculus in high school?
They don't want to see integration in their schools
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Why is the south bad at calculus?
They don't know how to integrate.
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are asked to measure the volume of a pig.
The engineer answers: "we fill a pool to the brim with water, fully immerse the pig, collect the spilled water and measure its weight. The pig will have a volume of 1dm^3 per collected Kg."
The mathematician answers: "we freeze the pig, slice it and integrate the slices' areas to obtain a volume."
The physicist answers: "let P be a spherical, friction-less pig...
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A farmer walks past a tombstone that says: Here lies a lawyer, an honest man, a man of integrity.
The peasant crosses himself and says scared: "Blessed v**..., three men buried in the same grave!"
I found out my friend is addicted to math.
I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...
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Why did the k**... fail calculus?
Because they hated integration so much.
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Why do Americans s**... at calculus?
White people have never been good at integration.
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Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics?
Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)
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Why do r**... hate math?
Integration.
Why is everybody questioning Trump's integrity?
He is not taking the salary usually given by the United States to be the President. He honestly feels he should not be paid by more than one government.
A definite integral and an indefinite integral walk into a bar.
The indefinite integral takes a seat next to the definite integral, and as they chat, they find they have a lot in common!
As the night goes on the indefinite integral offers to buy the two another round, but the definite integral politely declines:
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No thank you, I know my limits!
The functions were throwing a party
Sinus, cosinus and tangens were dancing like crazy. Only e^x was all alone in the corner of the room, so sinus walked to it and asked "Hey, exponential! How are you doing? Why don't you try to integrate yourself?" "I'm trying!!! But nothing happens..."
ha. ah. ah. \*cough\* _i'm a nerd :'(_
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All the mathematical functions are having a party
The polynomials are dancing, the square root function is drinking, yet the exponential function remains to the side.
so the inverse function asks what's wrong.
To which the exponential function responds: whether I integrate or not, nothing will change, now leave.
(courtesy of my physics teacher, I translated from French so might s**..., don't gimme too much flak)
List of the shortest books
1. The Australian Book of Foreplay.
2. Contraception by the Pope.
3. The American Guide to Etiquette.
4. Healthy Marriages by the British Royal Family.
5. Consumer Marketing Ethics.
6. Career Opportunities for History Majors.
7. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan.
8. Integrity by Bill Clinton.
9. The Wit and Wisdom of George W. Bush.
10. What I've Accomplished by Barack Obama.
