The Best 37 Integral Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Integral jokes. There are some integral graphic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these integral trigonometry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Integral Jokes and Puns

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

The Engineer and the Red Rubber Ball

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.

The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.

The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.

The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

MATH JOKE: The ladies call me an integral

...because I fill the area under their curves

Integral joke, MATH JOKE: The ladies call me an integral

Hey gurl are you an integral?

Because I'd gladly replace my x with u.

How did the teacher solve the integral of dx/(x^2((x^2)-4)^1/2)?

I guess he had a few trig sub his sleeve

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time ;)

2 integrals are working out at the gym

One asks the other 'What are you doing today?'

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits'

1: 'Oh right, are you sure?'

2: 'I'm definite'.

Integral joke, 2 integrals are working out at the gym

Just as my teachers said, math has proven useful in my everyday life.

For example, yesterday I dropped my keys into a toilet and made an integral out of wire.

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[hope you can decrypt it]

I want to study...

the area below your curves...

It is integral.

A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer...

...were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball. The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.

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A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?"

B: "Log cabin!"

A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin.

I'll show myself out.

What's the worst advice calculus can give you?

Integral of e^x because that's Se^x dx and it's never a good idea to sex the ex!

Hey girl, are you an integral?

Because I'd like to find the area under your curves

Math jokes never work on me

I have trouble differentiating them. They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up.

Integral joke, Math jokes never work on me

Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world.

It is such an integral field of math.

Hey girl, are you an integral?

Because I want to substitute u for my x.

My friend asked me to help him solve and integral with multiple X variables.

I told him it sounds like a U problem

What's the contour integral of western Europe?

Zero, because the poles are in eastern Europe.

I don't get why everyone rips on calculus all the time.

Sure, it's very difficult. But it contains many integral concepts.

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)

A natural log cabin.

Wait, I forgot the C

It's a flood victim house

What is the integral of 1/cabin by d(cabin)?

A beach-house

Because its log(cabin) + c

A mathematician a physicist and an engineer...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a cow and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the dimensions of the cow and evaluated a very complicated integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the cow inside and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked at the cow and said, let's suppose the cow is a sphere.

Your car has a differential...

...if you drive in reverse, does it become an integral?

What is the mathematician's favourite type of bread

Integral bread

If choking is an integral part of bondage sex

Darth Vader was one helluva kinky guy

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

You may have said log cabin. But just like I did on my calc 2 final, you forgot the c . It's a houseboat.

Two integrals are working out at the gym

One says to the other 'I'm really going to push past my limits today'.

'Are you sure of that?'

'Well, I can't be definite'

I'm tired of people hating on integral calculus for being so shallow!

Integrals are more than just the sum of its parts!

They said calculus would be integral to my education

I found it a little derivative.

My life is the integral of sin(x) evaluated in the region of 0≤x≤2π

It has it ups and down, but in the end, it amounts to 0.

What's the integral of deez nuts?

Your chin, because it's the area underneath.

Calculus jokes

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

A log cabin.

A Mexican man visits his cousin in the US

He wants to watch a baseball game; an integral part of American culture, he has heard. Unable to purchase a ticket, he scales the stadium facade and watches while clinging to the roof.

Afterwards, his cousin enquires about his experience.

It was great! He says. Americans are so considerate! Before the game began they asked me: Jose, can you see?

A definite integral and an indefinite integral walk into a bar.

The indefinite integral takes a seat next to the definite integral, and as they chat, they find they have a lot in common!

As the night goes on the indefinite integral offers to buy the two another round, but the definite integral politely declines:


No thank you, I know my limits!

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