Following is our collection of **funny Integral jokes**. There are some integral graphic jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **integral trigonometry puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

An anti-derivative.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.

The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.

The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.

The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

...because I fill the area under their curves

Because I'd gladly replace my x with u.

I guess he had a few trig sub his sleeve

A good time ;)

One asks the other 'What are you doing today?'

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits'

1: 'Oh right, are you sure?'

2: 'I'm definite'.

For example, yesterday I dropped my keys into a toilet and made an integral out of wire.

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the area below your curves...

It is integral.

...were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball. The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.

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B: "Log cabin!"

A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

1 natural log cabin.

I'll show myself out.

Integral of e^x because that's Se^x dx and it's never a good idea to sex the ex!

Because I'd like to find the area under your curves

I have trouble differentiating them. They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up.

It is such an integral field of math.

Because I want to substitute u for my x.

I told him it sounds like a U problem

Zero, because the poles are in eastern Europe.

Sure, it's very difficult. But it contains many integral concepts.

A natural log cabin.

Wait, I forgot the C

It's a flood victim house

A beach-house

Because its log(cabin) + c

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a cow and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the dimensions of the cow and evaluated a very complicated integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the cow inside and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked at the cow and said, let's suppose the cow is a sphere.

...if you drive in reverse, does it become an integral?

Integral bread

Darth Vader was one helluva kinky guy

You may have said log cabin. But just like I did on my calc 2 final, you forgot the c . It's a houseboat.

One says to the other 'I'm really going to push past my limits today'.

'Are you sure of that?'

'Well, I can't be definite'

Integrals are more than just the sum of its parts!

I found it a little derivative.

It has it ups and down, but in the end, it amounts to 0.

Your chin, because it's the area underneath.

should be an integral part of this sub

A log cabin.

He wants to watch a baseball game; an integral part of American culture, he has heard. Unable to purchase a ticket, he scales the stadium facade and watches while clinging to the roof.

Afterwards, his cousin enquires about his experience.

It was great! He says. Americans are so considerate! Before the game began they asked me: Jose, can you see?

The indefinite integral takes a seat next to the definite integral, and as they chat, they find they have a lot in common!

As the night goes on the indefinite integral offers to buy the two another round, but the definite integral politely declines:

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No thank you, I know my limits!

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