Integrated Jokes

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Funniest Integrated Short Jokes

Short integrated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The integrated humour may include short integration jokes also.

1. What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
2. A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting… Who says they can't integrate into American culture?
3. Why was e^x so lonely at the party? Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
4. Why don't white supremacists take calculus in high school? They don't want to see integration in their schools
5. Math jokes never work on me I have trouble differentiating them. They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up.
6. Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration.
7. TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's. Apparently they opposed integration.
8. Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s? They didn't believe in integration.
9. A gay woman, a working class white guy, an old Jewish lady, a disabled man and a young black lady all walk into a bar. What a wonderful example of a well-integrated community.
10. Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics? Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
    (all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)

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Integrated One Liners

Which integrated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with integrated? I can suggest the ones about integral and intelligent.

1. Why don't they teach Calculus in the Deep South? Because they don't like integration.
2. Why is the south bad at calculus? They don't know how to integrate.
3. Why is teaching calculus so difficult in the South? They hate integration
4. Why doesn't Alabama have calculus teachers. They don't like integration.
5. Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I'd gladly replace my x with u.
6. Hey girl, are you an integral? Because I'd like to find the area under your curves
7. Calculus jokes should be an integral part of this sub
8. What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? A natural log cabin.
9. What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin.
   I'll show myself out.
10. White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate.
11. Never drink and derive You'll integrate something you don't need.
12. How do you use calculus in real life? You integrate it
13. why do white supremacists hate calculus? It really pushed their *limits* on *integration*
14. How do you spot muslim immigrants in a math class? They are really bad at integrating.
15. Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating

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