Intake Jokes
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My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake...
...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt.
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I used to eat cold turkey all the time..
The only way I could stop was to taper off my intake gradually.
Two chemists were having lunch.
One says to the other, "I thought you were limiting your sodium intake."
The other one says, "I wanted to, but Na."
I went to the cardiologist yesterday
He asked me how I usually spend my days. I told him that I mostly look at pictures of puppies and kitties and think about volunteering at the local animal shelter. He said that I have a big heart. That made me feel really good about myself. Then he said, "Seriously, your heart is retaining water. You need to cut way back on your sodium intake and quit drinking".
What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
I've recently been considering decreasing my daily intake of bullets.
They just seem to pass right through me.
I thought about cutting down my sodium intake
But then I was like, NA.
How do diabetics measure their sugar intake?
By the foot.
How can you enrich yourself with Vitamins without any food intake?
Just Wait-a-min(ute)-it!!!
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