Insurance Claim Jokes
12 insurance claim jokes and hilarious insurance claim puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about insurance claim that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Insurance Claim Short Jokes
Short insurance claim jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The insurance claim humour may include short insurance policy jokes also.
- My local church had troubles getting their insurance to pay for the lightning damage The insurance claimed it was deliberate damage by the owner.
- On my way to my wedding I got caught in a rain shower and my dress was ruined. I tried to file a claim with insurance but they said I didn't have an umbrella policy.
- My husband is on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life.
- Your mom is so fat When she was applying for Health Insurance she had to claim herself as a dependent.
- Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas? Because his bread was stollen!!!
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Insurance Claim One Liners
Which insurance claim one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with insurance claim? I can suggest the ones about insurance and insurance company.
- Why was the insurance claim sad? It found out it was an accident...
Insurance Claim Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about insurance claim you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean claims jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make insurance claim pranks.
Two men are waiting for appointments with their insurance claims adjuster.
They chat and learn they have a common bond. The first one says "My restaurant was wiped out by a fire, everything inside was wrecked."
The second one says "Mine was taken out by a flood, total loss too."
The first one thinks a bit then asks "How do you start a flood?"
The other day my house caught fire.
The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?" I said, "Fire and theft." Insurance agent frowned. "Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft." Apparently, the only way I can make a claim with this coverage is if the house is robbed WHILE it's burning down.
A man dies in an accident
He never drank, nor smoked. He never had s**... and never indulged in anything unhealthy.
The Life Insurance Company refused the claim on the note that 'How can someone have died if he had never lived in the first place?'
The Baguette Joke
A man that works for a large insurance company was sent to see the company's therapist. The therapist asked the man why he was sent to see her.
"I am told I have a speech impediment, but I think the really reason I was sent down here is because I hate baguettes," said the man in a crisp and fluid voice.
"That doesn't seem reasonable," replied the therapist. "You don't sound like you have a speech impediment, and I can't see how baguettes are at all relevant to your job."
"That's what I said!" claimed the man excitedly, "I told them: I don't have a problem, and anyone who thinks differently can go buck themself!"
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a b**.
.. injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent.
Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?"
Farmer: "That's right."
Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"
Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say."