Insulting Jokes

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BEST INSULTING JOKES

Insulting jokes and pranks to have fun with friends and family. Top 10 jokes about Insulting of all time along with the funniest insulting gags ever told.

How to be insulting
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.

He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!"

She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?"

The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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Why wouldn't the airline allow the vulture to board his flight?
#Because of the horrible stench coming from his carrion luggage.

*I deserve any and all insulting comments I will get for this joke, I make no excuses for myself and should probably be ashamed.*

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An old political joke from Imperial Russia (reign of Nicholas II)
A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a moron!". He is taken away by the police on charges of lese majeste (insulting the monarch). He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!". The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said 'moron', you certainly meant the Czar!"

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A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.

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A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

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Are news readers secretly insulting you?
**Moron this story later.**

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Kennedy's USSR joke
A man runs into the the Kremlin yelling, "the Premiere is an idiot the Premiere is an idiot".
The man was immidetaly arrested by the KGB and sentenced to 23 years in prison.
3 years for insulting a high ranking member of the party and 20 years for divulging a state secret.

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I never understood why being called an Einstein is bad.
It's only relatively insulting.

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A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon...
A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon.

He is walking up and down the line of men, complementing, or insulting the men on their work in the field that day.

Finally, he reaches a private at the end of the line.

In a gruff voice, he yells "PRIVATE, I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY."

Without being able to finish his sentence, the private interrupts his superior saying, "THANK YOU, SIR."

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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LATEST INSULTING JOKES

"Look, ma, no hands."
"Stop insulting your little brother, Billy. He was born this way."

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Damn those trees,so insulting..
Throwing shade left and right

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A man in the America got arrested...
A man in the America got arrested for calling Trump an idiot. His jail time is 25 years -5 years for insulting the leader -20 years for leaking government secrets.

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Don't call people online 'NPCs'. It's insulting.
NPCs give you health and ammo.

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Heading off on a walk once, I said Tally Ho!
And then had to explain to my friend from Tallahassee that I wasn't insulting her.

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Two breast implants were arguing. After very insulting comment the other replied:
That was so low, now you're making an ass of yourself.

OC. Using my time on the train productively. Sorry.

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what do you say when you're insulting two people at the same time
no w

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What are the consequences of insulting Donald Trump openly on the Internet?
Upvotes.

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"Stalin is a fool!"
A man yelled in Red Square. He was arrested by the secret police and sentenced to 25 years. He was given five years for insulting the head of state, and 20 years for revealing classified information.

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In the Soviet Union a man was sentenced to 50 years in prison for calling Nikita Khrushchev an idiot. 20 years for insulting him and 30 for giving away government secrets.

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A women enters a bus carrying her baby
As she passes the driver, he remarks, "that's the ugliest baby I have ever seen."

The woman is understandably angry but sits down anyway near the back of the bus. As she sits there, fuming, a man sitting next to her notices and asks, "what's wrong?"

"The bus driver was very insulting to me. I feel very disrespected. He should be fired for such behavior!"

The man says, "I agree. He shouldn't be allowed to talk that way. you should go back up there and give him a piece of your mind. Here, I'll hold the monkey."

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Why did the insulting person get banned on the Christian server?
He was caught heck-ling someone.

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My brother was calling me names and insulting me.
So I said, "I would give you a nasty look...but it looks like you already have one."

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An old political joke from Imperial Russia (reign of Nicholas II)
A man yells in the street: "Nicholas is a moron!". He is taken away by the police on charges of lese majeste (insulting the monarch). He tells the policemen "Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!". The police chief replies: "Do not lie. If you said 'moron', you certainly meant the Czar!"

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Why should you always walk a mile in someone's shoes before insulting them?
Because then when you insult them you'll be a mile away,



and you'll have their shoes.

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A woman finds out her husband his cheating on her
A woman finds out her husband his cheating on her, so when the man comes home, she immediately started insulting him and throwing his belongings at him, saying she doesn't want to see him anymore and shouting at him to leave. As the husband is walking out the door, she turns to him and says I hope you die slowly and painfully. The husband replies Oh so now you want me to stay!

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I was outside in my garden when a guy walked to me and started insulting me, so I roasted him in front of everyone.
He tasted really good with fries.

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Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews?
He died of dissin' Terry.

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I'm baking a vegan cake but I hate vegans so I've been insulting the ingredients..
It's not having any effect though, I guess it's hard to get a rise out of chickpeas

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The other day a midget started insulting me for no reason...
I chose to be the bigger man and acted like it never happened.

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INSULTING JOKES THAT ARE...

Insulting jokes can be funny or dirty, insulting of disgusting. Most of them are suitable for kids and family.

BEST SHORT JOKES

Short jokes about insults, one liners, thoughts and captions that are funny and will make you laugh.

A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.

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A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

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Are news readers secretly insulting you?
**Moron this story later.**

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I never understood why being called an Einstein is bad.
It's only relatively insulting.

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Why are there insulting names for liberals like libtard but none for Republicans?
Because calling someone a Republican is insulting enough

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Insulting Bakers is Good Fun
You can really get a rise out of them.

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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BEST STUPID JOKES

Jokes about stupidity ( Yo Mama so Stupid ).

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.

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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!

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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

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Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."

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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.

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BEST UGLY JOKES

Jokes about ugliness, ugly people and unpleasent ones. ( Yo Mama So Ugly ).

Hey Lady!
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was angry, but she continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again, and again, the parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"

This continued for a couple weeks. Eventually, the lady stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store if the parrot did not stop insulting her.

The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!"

"Yes?", she said

The parrot said, "You know."

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.


Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.

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I have a bumper sticker saying, "

Honk if you think I'm sexy".
Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

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WHAT ARE INSULTING JOKES ABOUT?

Insulting is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about insulting.

Are Insulting jokes funny? For sure! There is no such thing as boring insulting joke here. All jokes are funny in their own way. You can also read insulting jokes images on Pinterest or watch videos with insulting jokes on YouTube.

TOP YO-MAMA JOKES THAT ARE INSULTING

Insulting jokes about Yo Mama

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.


We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "

A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."

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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.

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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.

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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.

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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

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Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!

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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...

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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!

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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.

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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!

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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!

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Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.

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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!

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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.

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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.

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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"

this must be Trump wall".

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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TOP FAT JOKES THAT ARE INSULTING

Jokes about fat and overweight ( Yo Mama so Fat ).

How to be insulting
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.

He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!"

She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?"

The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "

A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."

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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

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Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.

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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

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Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

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My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.

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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!

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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"

this must be Trump wall".

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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.

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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.

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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "

Look at king Kong in 3D."

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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!

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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.

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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.

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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"

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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.

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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

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Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.

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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.

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Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.

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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.

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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.

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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.

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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.

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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

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Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

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TOP AGE JOKES THAT ARE INSULTING

Jokes about age ( Yo Mama so Old )

Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.

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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.

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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!

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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!

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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

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TOP SEX JOKES THAT ARE INSULTING

Jokes about Yo Mama sexual experiences.

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!

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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

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Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

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In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "

Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.

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