Insulting Jokes

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BEST INSULTING JOKES

Insulting jokes and pranks to have fun with friends and family. Top 10 jokes about Insulting of all time along with the funniest insulting gags ever told.

How to be insulting
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.

He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!"

She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?"

The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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Why wouldn't the airline allow the vulture to board his flight?
#Because of the horrible stench coming from his carrion luggage.

*I deserve any and all insulting comments I will get for this joke, I make no excuses for myself and should probably be ashamed.*

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A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

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Kennedy's USSR joke
A man runs into the the Kremlin yelling, "the Premiere is an idiot the Premiere is an idiot".
The man was immidetaly arrested by the KGB and sentenced to 23 years in prison.
3 years for insulting a high ranking member of the party and 20 years for divulging a state secret.

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Offensive Joke: The principal of my daughter's elementary school wanted to talk me about her behavior.
Apparently she was making racist remarks towards the black kids in her class and insulting them.


I must say I am terrified and very disappointed, she isn't even allowed to talk to them.

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Insulting Bakers is Good Fun
You can really get a rise out of them.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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Got any funny fortune cookie idea's?
I own a restaurant and I have extremely funny fortune cookies, but I'm running out of fortune ideas! Help me! I need some raunchy, dirty and insulting fortunes! Show me what you got and you could see them in a fortune cookie one day!

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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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LATEST INSULTING JOKES

A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef
The butcher starts insulting her and spreads rumors around

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Why wouldn't the airline allow the vulture to board his flight?
#Because of the horrible stench coming from his carrion luggage.

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A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

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The lizard insulting animals
One day, a leopard was walking in the jungle, and heard a lizard screaming :"Hey, dirty. Why don't you wash those stains off your fur?"

The angry leopard follows the lizard behind the bushes, but he gets beaten badly and thrown away. A tiger passes by and sees the leopard wondering what happened to him, and the latter says that a lizard did this to him.

The lizard comes again says to the tiger: "hey, stripy, When did they let you out of prison?" and the angry tiger goes behind the bushes before facing the same fate as the leopard.

A lion passes by and sees them both, and a again the lizard comes from the bushes and screams at the lion: "Oh, excuse me, I thought you were homeless with your shaggy hair".

Angry lion comes behind the bush and find himself facing a big crocodile, with the lizard next to him saying: "Yea, cousin; he's with them, too"

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I hate puns
Growing up, I had to face my fair share of bullies. Around fourth grade, the bullies got much, much worse. They would always shout insulting puns my way. I would always shake them off, but they didn't like that. So one day at recess, they grab me an pin me down and shout the 10 puns over and over at me. They tried their hardest to make me cry. But at the end of it all, no pun in ten did.

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[Different version] How to be insulting
Never mind, you wouldn't get it

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How to be insulting
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.

He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!"

She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?"

The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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I stole a card for my girlfriend...
It was our anniversary, and I'm a poor student. I know I shouldn't steal, blah blah, but... screw it. It was a lovely card, one of the already inscribed ones, reading "You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." Touching, right? Apparently not.

I gave it to her, and she just snapped! "HOW DARE YOU OBJECTIFY WOMEN! THIS IS SO INSULTING!"

Which is weird, because I took it as a compliment.

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Insulting Bakers is Good Fun
You can really get a rise out of them.

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Its Saint Patriks day
and this guy goes into an Irish pub. He gets really drunk and starts insulting people. All the people star getting pissed, so one guy tries to help him. "Hey, buddy. Are you here alone?" the guy asks. So the drunk guy goes "No", and turns around toward the back and yells "Donkey!"

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?
They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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Offensive Joke: The principal of my daughter's elementary school wanted to talk me about her behavior.
Apparently she was making racist remarks towards the black kids in her class and insulting them.


I must say I am terrified and very disappointed, she isn't even allowed to talk to them.

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Kennedy's USSR joke
A man runs into the the Kremlin yelling, "the Premiere is an idiot the Premiere is an idiot".
The man was immidetaly arrested by the KGB and sentenced to 23 years in prison.
3 years for insulting a high ranking member of the party and 20 years for divulging a state secret.

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Hey Lady!
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was angry, but she continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again, and again, the parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"

This continued for a couple weeks. Eventually, the lady stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store if the parrot did not stop insulting her.

The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!"

"Yes?", she said

The parrot said, "You know."

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Got any funny fortune cookie idea's?
I own a restaurant and I have extremely funny fortune cookies, but I'm running out of fortune ideas! Help me! I need some raunchy, dirty and insulting fortunes! Show me what you got and you could see them in a fortune cookie one day!

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What are some jokes you created for the sole purpose of insulting someone?
An example: I used to be friends with a 16 year old girl, and she was always a needy little brat. She was a cutter and one day she told me why she cut a specific time. She and I work at the same restaurant, and she told me she fucked the new guy because she thought they were in "love". Of course they weren't in love LMAO. I never liked the guy, even before I found out about this. One thing I said about him from the beginning was "He's twenty fucking three, and look where he is in his life." That became our inside joke about the new guy between the 16 year old girl and I, he was "twenty fucking three".

Me and the 16 year old girl had a falling out because , well she is a 16 year old girl and I am an adult and we had no business being friends in the first place. One of the last things I said to her was, "Hey the new guy isn't *twenty fucking three* he's *twenty three fucking sixteen*. Cruel? Yes. Funny? To me it is at least.

btw she has fucking braces hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Two weasels start insulting each other in a bar. One shouts to the other: "I slept with your mother."

The bar falls silent as the crowd waits to hear a riposte. The other weasel says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'"

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Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.

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Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?"
Mom: "Because he never lies."
Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."

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Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

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INSULTING JOKES THAT ARE...

Insulting jokes can be funny or dirty, insulting of disgusting. Most of them are suitable for kids and family.

BEST SHORT JOKES

Short jokes about insults, one liners, thoughts and captions that are funny and will make you laugh.

A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

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Insulting Bakers is Good Fun
You can really get a rise out of them.

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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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When somebody calls you gay, say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

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BEST STUPID JOKES

Jokes about stupidity ( Yo Mama so Stupid ).

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."

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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!

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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.

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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

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BEST UGLY JOKES

Jokes about ugliness, ugly people and unpleasent ones. ( Yo Mama So Ugly ).

Hey Lady!
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was angry, but she continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again, and again, the parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"

This continued for a couple weeks. Eventually, the lady stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store if the parrot did not stop insulting her.

The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!"

"Yes?", she said

The parrot said, "You know."

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.


Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.

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I have a bumper sticker saying, "

Honk if you think I'm sexy".
Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!

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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

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WHAT ARE INSULTING JOKES ABOUT?

Insulting is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about insulting.

Are Insulting jokes funny? For sure! There is no such thing as boring insulting joke here. All jokes are funny in their own way. You can also read insulting jokes images on Pinterest or watch videos with insulting jokes on YouTube.

TOP YO-MAMA JOKES THAT ARE INSULTING

Insulting jokes about Yo Mama

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "

A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."

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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.


We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.

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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.

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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!

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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.

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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!

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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.

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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.

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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!

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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

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Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.

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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.

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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.

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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!

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Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.

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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"

this must be Trump wall".

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

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TOP FAT JOKES THAT ARE INSULTING

Jokes about fat and overweight ( Yo Mama so Fat ).

How to be insulting
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.

He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!"

She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?"

The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "

A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."

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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

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Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.

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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

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Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!

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My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...

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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!

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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.

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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.

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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!

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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"

this must be Trump wall".

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.

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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.

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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.

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Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

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Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.

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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.

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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.

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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.

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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.

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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"

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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.

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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "

Look at king Kong in 3D."

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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.

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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.

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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.

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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!

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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

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Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.

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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

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Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.

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Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.

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TOP AGE JOKES THAT ARE INSULTING

Jokes about age ( Yo Mama so Old )

Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.

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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.

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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!

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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!

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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

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TOP SEX JOKES THAT ARE INSULTING

Jokes about Yo Mama sexual experiences.

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!

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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

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Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

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In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "

Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.

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