Insulation Jokes
7 insulation jokes and hilarious insulation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about insulation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready for a good laugh filled with the best jokes about loft insulation, fees, yar and asbestos. These jokes are sure to have you in fits of laughter and leave you with a smile on your face!
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What is a good insulation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An electrician comes home late....
Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I."
A man is walking trough the red light district..
He stops at a window with a beautiful girl behind it, takes good look, knocks on the window and yells: 'HOW MUCH!!?'
She: '€50,- !!!'
He: 'THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD PRICE FOR TRIPLE INSULATED GLASS!!!'
We do do windows.
A young woman had the windows in her house replaced with new double-insulated energy efficient windows. Twelve months later, she got a call from the contractor, complaining that the work has been done for a year and she had yet to make the first payment.
The woman replied, "Now don't try to pull a fast one on me. The salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves!"
What did the cop say while he was beating the electrical insulator?
Stop resisting!
My wife complained to me again about removing the insulation of our house.
I told her I'm dealing with it asbestos I can
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Speaking of loft insulation
I had a man ring the bell the other day and ask if I was interested in getting felt up in the attic, so I punched him in the face and slammed the door.
How expensive is acoustic insulation ?
Quiet expensive.
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