Instant Coffee Jokes
9 instant coffee jokes and hilarious instant coffee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about instant coffee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey
have in common?
3 in 1
A Jewish man does not make instant coffee.......
Hebrews...
"Doctor, everytime i drink hot coffee my eye will feel hurt."
"Hmm, i never heard about this before. Anyways can you make a coffee and drink it now?
Of course."
The doctor give him a cup of hot water, an instant coffee and a spoon. The old man makes the coffee as usually and drink it. Then the doctor said,
"Oh i see! You forgot to remove the spoon!
My husband died after falling into a giant vat of coffee at work.
He didn't suffer, it was instant.
I once went on a school trip to a coffee factory.
We were having a guided tour around the production line but sadly one of my friends fell into the coffee grinder and died.
Luckily it was instant.
I decided to go to a coffee shop today
The barista behind the counter said that I should try a new but expensive brew of coffee. It was $9 but I decided to try it. I took a sip of the beverage, and almost instantly spat it out.
"Wha... This tastes like mud!" I shouted at the barista.
He turned and smiled. "It should. It was fresh ground this morning!"
I tried to switch from instant coffee to tea...
But the time difference is steep.
Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?
Because they hate the French Press.
(This joke used to be more topical)
One day, I made instant coffee in my microwave.
I nearly went back in time.
- Steven Wright
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