Instalment Jokes
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A s**... person buys a lottery ticket for $1
To his delight, he won a million dollars. Going forward to claim his prize, he was informed that he will be paid in $1000 instalments. Appalled and shocked, he shouted to the register, give me my million dollars or give me my $1 back
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So a guy buys a TV on finance from a local shop...
However, he didn't pay any money for it at all. Countless warnings were sent to him, telling him that he must pay for the TV in the instalments agreed to, or they would seize the TV.
The warnings came to no avail. The guy was called upon by the courts to explain why he had not responded to the payment requests.
The judge asked How can you explain why you ignored these letters? .
The man replied Well, judge. The contract stated that I didn't have to pay any interest at all for 6 months.
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