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  1. Breaking News: bill gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition he gets to install windows.
  2. Guys, don't install adblock I did, and now the hot singles in my area don't want to meet me any more.
  3. If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember there is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW.
  4. If you ever feel like your job has no purpose, always remember right now, there is someone who is installing a turn signal in a BMW
  5. I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'
  6. Microsoft is working on software for self-driving vehicles. I can't wait until my car suddenly stops in the middle of the highway and reboots to install updates.
  7. Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven't been going so well.. All of a sudden chicks in my area are no longer interested in me.
  8. I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of office. It improved my outlook.
  9. I'm considering a job installing mirrors, the pay isn't great But it's a job I can see myself doing
  10. A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.

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Installments One Liners

Which installments one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with installments? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted
  2. I installed a high-voltage fence around my property. My neighbour is dead against it.
  3. Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant.
  4. If you ever feel worthless, just remember It's someones job to install blinkers on BMW's
  5. I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people living above me are furious.
  6. I installed anti virus software on my computer Now my computer has autism
  7. So a German installs a bath around his desk... BADUMTISCH
  8. How do get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb? Tell him barack obama installed it.
  9. Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
  10. Don't trust installation files... They're all a setup.
  11. A farmer installed a modem in his barn I guess you could say he has stable internet now
  12. Recently installed a shower bar. Never been sober since.
  13. I installed skylights in my home, ...the people that lived above me were furious.
  14. How do you keep bears out of your backyard? You install goal posts.
  15. I got a job installing security systems... I find it pretty alarming

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Installments Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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Never let the CIA install your government.

Too much spyware.

The pipes that my plumber installed are leaking...

Clearly, he didn't give a flux.

At a cocktail party...

an obstetrician's wife noticed that another guest, a big, oversexed blonde in a slinky red dress, was making overtures at her husband. As it was a large, informal gathering, she tried to laugh it off, until she saw the woman begin whispering into her husband's ear while her hand caressed his back.
At once she confronted the blonde b**... and screamed, "Look, lady! My husband just delivers babies, he doesn't INSTALL them!"

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.
It makes the wife look like she's moving during s**....

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Hunger Games : Mockingjay

For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.

A cable TV installer walks in to a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."

p**... the irishman gets a job

p**... and his friend were hired to install telegraph poles.
After his first day his boss approaches and asks how many poles he put down yesterday.
p**... says "2"
"2!!" says his boss, "My other guys can put 10-15 poles in a day"
"yes, but do you see how far theirs are sticking out of the ground"

TIL that India is installing 15000 CCTV cameras in Delhi for Obama's visit.

This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything.... When will the world stop this Racist behaviour ?

I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.

I just got condoms installed on my floor today

it protects the hardwood.

After I drink coffee I show my empty mug

to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed java.
He hates me.

New machine at the gym.

They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.
They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...

So the French army has recently installed rearview mirrors to their tanks.

That way, they can watch the fighting!

Talking with your girlfriend is just like software installation EULA

you just scroll down waiting for it to finish and agree without understanding what it says

I installed anti-virus on my PC

Now the d**... thing has autism.

Hillary Clinton is the Windows 10 of the election

She's terrible at keeping your information safe, keeps promising new upgrades but really has been the same OS since 98, and is constantly trying to install herself when you're happy with the system you've been using for the last 8 years.

Modern art is easy to understand.

If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance.

I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car.

But they're having trouble installing windows.

So I installed this new mobile game where you go around and try to catch everything...

It's called Grindr

Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over.

Sorry for the repost.

If you ever feel useless...

Remember there is a someone in the BMW factory installing turn signals.

A boy was b**... groceries at a supermarket.

One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.
Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.
Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."

An Englishman wants to transform into an Irish.

He inquires the expert doctor about alternatives.
**Doc**: "We will have to remove the right half of your brain."
**Patient**: "Alright. Let's go through with it."
(The next day, after the procedure...)
**Doc**: "There were serious complications during the operation.
We had to remove your entire brain. There is of course the option of installing a monkey brain."
**Patient**: "Non, non, non. -C'est magnifique!"

I finally installed a skylight in my apartment

Unfortunately the people above me aren't as excited as I am.

So Trump is working with Putin on cybersecurity...

In other news, the principal at my school is working with the boys to install a surveillance system to insure privacy in the girls' locker room.

When they put a computer at the wheel of a car, why didnt it work ?

They needed to install a driver

How many gynecologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I'm asking because mine had to call like six other guys in to help him, and I'm really starting to wonder why I needed one installed down there in the first place.

Apple has successfully created a self driving car

However, they are having problems installing windows.

I finally found a machine at the gym that lets older guys date younger women who come to work out!

They just installed an ATM in the lobby.

If you ever feel like your job is meaningless or without purpose, just remember...

That someone out there is installing turn signals on a BMW.

Apple is designing a car..

Everything was going great until they tried to install windows.

My boss accused me of installing a hidden camera in the woman's toilet.

"How do you know it was me, it could be anyone!", I told him.
"I saw you from MY camera!", he replied.

A s**... person buys a lottery ticket for $1

To his delight, he won a million dollars. Going forward to claim his prize, he was informed that he will be paid in $1000 instalments. Appalled and shocked, he shouted to the register, give me my million dollars or give me my $1 back

What's the difference between a car and a computer?

If you install windows on a car, it crashes less.

Two terrorists were installing a bomb

One says to another what will happen if this one explodes while we are installing it?
The other responds:
Don't worry I'm carrying a spare

After installing a personal budget control app, I saw how much money I spend on beer every month. This opened my eyes. Clearly, I shouldn't do this anymore.

I deleted the app.

Ever since I installed AdBlock....

All the single ladies in my area seemed to have lost interest

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb, and six to figure out where to store the old one for the next 10,000 years.

They finally figured out why the computerized self driving car has crashed...

They didn't install the driver.

A group of lads go out for a night and then go to a cowboy themed bar.

When they go in they see that the bar has installed a spinning bull. They all have a go and the bull spins them around and they all fall off within 30 seconds.Up steps p**... and he jumps on the bull and he stays on for 10 minutes before falling off . The rest of the lads ask how he managed to stay on for so long and he replies
"my wifes epileptic"

I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.

I think it's maoware.

I found a new homophone today

At first I thought it was a regular phone, but then I saw it had Grindr installed.

Bill Gates has agreed to fund Trump's border wall...

On the one condition that they install Windows.

Since I've installed Adblock Plus

All the girls in my area suddenly lost their interest in me.

I bought my wife a stripper pole for our anniversary and installed it in our bedroom.

Whenever I ask her if she likes it, she just dances around the subject.

I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their s**.... I think they are completely crazy.

4G must've fried their brains.

If you ever feel like your job is pointless...

Just remember that someone out there is in charge of installing turn signals on a BMW.

While testing a newly installed computer, an Army officer asked the machine to predict the probability of World War Three and promptly received a one-word answer: "Yes."

Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer
barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine
replied, "Yes, sir!"

If you ever feel worthless in your life,

Remember that it is someone's job to install turn signals on BMWs.

I installed TikTok on my iPhone.

It's an ourPhone now.

If you ever think your job is pointless, just remember...

You could be the guy who installs indicators on BMWs.

I was installing a light in the attic today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot right through the bedroom ceiling. It scared the s**... out of my girlfriend.

I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August.

If you ever feel like your life has no meaning

Just remember that there is a guy in the BMW factory installing turn signals.

Why is it so dark in the apple headquarters?

Because they haven't installed any Windows.

I recently took up a career installing worktops in kitchen, little did I know I would be arrested.

Turns out counter fitting is i**...!

Why did the general contractor insist on hiring a drag queen to install the house's front door?

Because a drag queen always knows how to make an entrance.

Did you hear about the man who installed a window in his b**...?

It was a pane in the a**....

Do not install adblock on your computer or phone

Now all the hot single moms don't want me anymore

I feel bad for plumbers who install those fancy water heaters that hang on the wall.

It's a tankless job.

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