Installing Jokes

44 installing jokes and hilarious installing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about installing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Installing Short Jokes

Short installing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The installing humour may include short installation jokes also.

  1. Breaking News: bill gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition he gets to install windows.
  2. Guys, don't install adblock I did, and now the hot singles in my area don't want to meet me any more.
  3. If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember there is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW.
  4. If you ever feel like your job has no purpose, always remember right now, there is someone who is installing a turn signal in a BMW
  5. I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'
  6. Microsoft is working on software for self-driving vehicles. I can't wait until my car suddenly stops in the middle of the highway and reboots to install updates.
  7. Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven't been going so well.. All of a sudden chicks in my area are no longer interested in me.
  8. I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of office. It improved my outlook.
  9. I'm considering a job installing mirrors, the pay isn't great But it's a job I can see myself doing
  10. A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.

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Installing One Liners

Which installing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with installing? I can suggest the ones about installed and fixing.

  1. Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted
  2. I installed a high-voltage fence around my property. My neighbour is dead against it.
  3. Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant.
  4. If you ever feel worthless, just remember It's someones job to install blinkers on BMW's
  5. I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people living above me are furious.
  6. I installed anti virus software on my computer Now my computer has autism
  7. So a German installs a bath around his desk... BADUMTISCH
  8. How do get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb? Tell him barack obama installed it.
  9. Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
  10. Don't trust installation files... They're all a setup.
  11. A farmer installed a modem in his barn I guess you could say he has stable internet now
  12. Recently installed a shower bar. Never been sober since.
  13. I installed skylights in my home, ...the people that lived above me were furious.
  14. How do you keep bears out of your backyard? You install goal posts.
  15. I got a job installing security systems... I find it pretty alarming

Installing joke, I got a job installing security systems...

Humorous Installing Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about installing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fitting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make installing pranks.

I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their s**.... I think they are completely crazy.

4G must've fried their brains.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it

Hunger Games : Mockingjay

For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.

While testing a newly installed computer, an Army officer asked the machine to predict the probability of World War Three and promptly received a one-word answer: "Yes."

Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer
barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine
replied, "Yes, sir!"

They finally figured out why the computerized self driving car has crashed...

They didn't install the driver.

I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.

I think it's maoware.

If you ever feel useless in life

Remember it is someone's job to install turn signals on BMW's

Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over.

Sorry for the repost.

Since I've installed Adblock Plus

All the girls in my area suddenly lost their interest in me.

Did you hear about the man who installed a window in his b**...?

It was a pane in the a**....

If you ever think your job is pointless, just remember...

You could be the guy who installs indicators on BMWs.

I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.

A joke my 7 year old son came up with.

- What app does the clock have installed on his phone?
- TikTok

A cable TV installer walks in to a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."

Installing joke, I installed a skylight in my apartment.