Installation Jokes

Funniest Installation Short Jokes

Short installation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The installation humour may include short installed jokes also.

1. Breaking News: bill gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition he gets to install windows.
   
2. Guys, don't install adblock I did, and now the hot singles in my area don't want to meet me any more.
3. If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember there is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW.
4. I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist. It's called 'Facebook'
5. Microsoft is working on software for self-driving vehicles. I can't wait until my car suddenly stops in the middle of the highway and reboots to install updates.
6. I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of office. It improved my outlook.
7. I'm considering a job installing mirrors, the pay isn't great But it's a job I can see myself doing
8. A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.
9. They finally figured out why the computerized self driving car has crashed... They didn't install the driver.
10. I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician. I think it's maoware.

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Installation One Liners

Which installation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with installation? I can suggest the ones about setup and assembly.

1. Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted
2. Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant.
3. If you ever feel worthless, just remember It's someones job to install blinkers on BMW's
4. I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people living above me are furious.
5. I installed anti virus software on my computer Now my computer has autism
6. So a German installs a bath around his desk... BADUMTISCH
7. How do get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb? Tell him barack obama installed it.
8. Don't trust installation files... They're all a setup.
9. Recently installed a shower bar. Never been sober since.
10. How do you keep bears out of your backyard? You install goal posts.
11. I got a job installing security systems... I find it pretty alarming
12. I installed TikTok on my iPhone. It's an ourPhone now.
13. I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood.
14. How did Dio fix the pope's PC ? He installed a holy driver
15. Why is it so dark in the apple headquarters? Because they haven't installed any Windows.

Flooring Installation Jokes

Here is a list of funny flooring installation jokes and even better flooring installation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• It took over a month to install our floor-to-ceiling windows. It was a big pane.
• How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring? It's all tongue and groove.
• The installers put down my new hardwood really quickly. They floored it.
  (Was the reply when I told a friend that the installers were almost done)
• Hey, does anyone know how to install bathroom floors? Nevermind, tile figure it out.

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What funny jokes about installation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean application jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make installation pranks.