The Best 39 Instal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Instal jokes. There are some instal reboot jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these instal blackout puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Instal Jokes and Puns

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.

It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.

I just installed a marijuana app

It has kush notifications.

Instal joke, I just installed a marijuana app

Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted

The installers put down my new hardwood really quickly.

They floored it.

(Was the reply when I told a friend that the installers were almost done)


I installed anti-virus on my PC

Now the damned thing has autism.

I installed a skylight in my apartment.

The people living above me are furious.

Instal joke, I installed a skylight in my apartment.

I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar.

Now the ladies call me a pickup artist.

I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist.

It's called 'Facebook'

So I installed this new mobile game where you go around and try to catch everything...

It's called Grindr

Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven't been going so well..

All of a sudden chicks in my area are no longer interested in me.

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I installed skylights in my home,

...the people that lived above me were furious.

I installed a pedometer app on my phone

But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids.

Ever since I've installed Adblocker...

for some reason all the local singles lost interest in me.

I installed the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards.

He kept coming and coming and coming and coming...

I just installed TempleOS on my old laptop, and that divine touch has brought it back to life.

The battery charge alone lasts five years.

Instal joke, I just installed TempleOS on my old laptop, and that divine touch has brought it back to life.

I installed Linux Mint on my laptop,

So I told my sister it had Mint on it. She then started licking it.

I installed this new clickbait electrical system

What happened next was shocking

How do you install snow tires?

Hope this gets traction.


I used to install on demand water heaters, but I quit.

It was a tankless job.

After installing a personal budget control app, I saw how much money I spend on beer every month. This opened my eyes. Clearly, I shouldn't do this anymore.

I deleted the app.

Ever since I installed AdBlock....

All the single ladies in my area seemed to have lost interest

I'm going to install a new sensor in my shower

So I know when my dishwasher is finished its self-cleaning cycle

They installed a lie detector in the White House

Nobody can work any more because of all the beeping

I installed this new pedometer, but it doesn't seem to work...

It didn't do a darn thing when uncle John was sitting next to me.

Why do we install Windows to some fridges?

Because it freezes very well.

I was installing a new kitchen backsplash the other day, when I started to run low on materials...

my issue proved to be futile.

I installed Fortnite on my laptop and I already killed 20 kids

They should have known better than to approach a stranger offering them a free laptop with Fortnite on it

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I used to install mufflers but I recently quit

It was too exhausting.

I installed anti virus software on my computer

Now my computer has autism

Since I've installed Adblock Plus

All the girls in my area suddenly lost their interest in me.

I want to install a stove on my Land Rover

Then it can be a Range Rover

I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.

4G must've fried their brains.

I installed some wheel chair accessible stairs in my house.

They only work if you're going down.

I installed TikTok on my iPhone.

It's an ourPhone now.

I was installing a light in the attic today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot right through the bedroom ceiling. It scared the shit out of my girlfriend.

I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August.

Do not install adblock on your computer or phone

Now all the hot single moms don't want me anymore

I just installed a bidet

Now I can care less about the shits I give

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We suggest to use only working instal safer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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