Instagram Model Jokes
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I heard an invisible man has started an Instagram account modelling formal wear.
I might follow suit.
My girlfriend, an Instagram model, asked me to go to the store. She said to get groceries and nothing else.
Just food for thot.
They say that going to school is important
but becoming a instagram model is importanter!
What do you call a sick Instagram model?
An Influenza
Whenever I see Instagram models working out, I am inspired to do my own workout.
Unfortunately, it's only for my left arm.
Why did the student hire an Instagram model to help with his math homework?
Because it's the thot that counts
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Another three friends brag about s**....
Friend A starts "I won the lottery last month and now women keep having s**... me, I've slept with at least one girl a night since!"
Friend B counters "Well I'm a model with over 2 million Instagram followers. I pick up several women a day all willing to have s**... with me!"
Friend C, in a fit of jealous rage kills both friends and screams over their corpses "Well now I'm going to prison so I'll have s**... everyday for the next 25 to life!"
Most of the Instagram models are contributing towards an eco-friendly earth.
Because they can be recycled after dying.
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How many Instagram models does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the light bulb up and the world revolves around them.
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