Instagram Jokes
104 instagram jokes and hilarious instagram puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about instagram that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short instagram jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The instagram humour may include short users jokes also.
- My next door neighbour just knocked on my door with her dinner in her hands. With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having
- My girlfriend's gynaecologist followed her on Instagram yesterday. I really don't know what else he wants to see.
- Why do Instagram influencers enjoy shopping at Walmart so much? They just can't get enough of the self-checkout.
- This Facebook & Instagram being down is so frustrating I had to drive to 30 different peoples houses to find out what they had for dinner and to find out why COVID is fake.
- It's amazing how popular Instagram is in America. Didn't think they liked the metric system.
- I got banned from Instagram for posting food pictures Apparently they only want to see the food "Before" you eat it, not "After"
- I wish parents would stop posting videos of their sick kids on instagram. Kids shouldn't be online influenzas
- Instagram and Chrome are going shopping Instagram: Aren't you going to buy anything?
Chrome: Nah, I'm a browser. - Hi, I'm a mental health therapist helping people to be more at peace with their lives. Check out my Instagram! I'm a content creator.
- I heard an invisible man has started an Instagram account modelling formal wear. I might follow suit.
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Instagram One Liners
Which instagram one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with instagram? I can suggest the ones about hashtag and twitter.
- Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account? Because he only had 12 followers.
- Why did the creepy hipster get arrested? because he was following people before instagram
- How heavy is a hipster? One thousand instagrams
- I put my Grandma on speed dial.. I call that Instagram
- What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
- If a woman marries a man with grandkids Does she become an Instagram?
- Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it.
- What's the unit of measure for social influence? Instagrams
- My drug dealer is so quick I nicknamed him... Instagram
- Reddit is kinda like Instagram, I hate to say Nobody cares unless you show your cake
- What do you call a reliable coke dealer? Instagram
- What do you use to meassure the weight of a photo? Instagrams
- Instagram causes depression in teenage girls... ...just like everything else.
- How do you weigh a millennial? In instagrams.
- So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram
Instagram Model Jokes
Here is a list of funny instagram model jokes and even better instagram model puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My girlfriend, an Instagram model, asked me to go to the store. She said to get groceries and nothing else. Just food for thot.
- They say that going to school is important but becoming a instagram model is importanter!
- What do you call a sick Instagram model? An Influenza
- Whenever I see Instagram models working out, I am inspired to do my own workout. Unfortunately, it's only for my left arm.
- Why did the student hire an Instagram model to help with his math homework? Because it's the thot that counts
- Most of the Instagram models are contributing towards an eco-friendly earth. Because they can be recycled after dying.
Instagram Account Jokes
Here is a list of funny instagram account jokes and even better instagram account puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Priests nowadays... ...have embraced technology. The have youtube channels, twitter, facebook and instagram accounts. And they just don't exorcise anymore, they uninstall demos.
- Follow Instagram account somuchsonder
- Who has the most followers without having an Instagram account? Jesus.
Fun-Filled Instagram Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about instagram you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tweet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make instagram pranks.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
Have you heard about the social media stars who are coughing and sick?
They're Instagram Influenzas
I have a joke about a hipster
...you've probably never heard it.
Q: How much mass is in a single hipster?
A: An Instagram
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Topical Jokes for 6/1
A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber saying the n-word. People are calling it the least offensive Justin Bieber video ever.
In Illinois, a 115-pound-woman won a hot dog eating contest, after she ate 28 hot dogs. The judges then congratulated the 138-pound-woman.
The NSA is reportedly collecting millions of images per day to build a f**...-recognition database. The NSA is cataloguing the photos in a massive online database -- it's called Instagram.
How do hipsters buy their drugs?
by the instagram.
If a white girl goes to starbucks and doesn't post a picture on instagram, did she really go to starbucks at all?
Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?
Because she used #nofilter
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You know what would be a good name for a c**... delivery service company?
How do hipsters measure weight?
In Instagrams.
Someone asked me why all of my Instagram photos look so funny.
It must be my Selfie Shtick.
Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?
Cause they don't use a filter.
Someone knocked on my door
As I opened, I saw a pizza delivery guy with a large pepperoni pizza in his hand.
"You must be mistaken. I didn't order any pizza!", I said
"Yes, I know", he replied, "Your neighbor forgot his instagram password and wanted to show you what he's having for dinner!"
How does a hipster measure out his drugs?
Using instagrams.
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Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver w**... to your house in 10 minutes...
Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.
A Instagram user walks into a bar...
A Instagram user walks into a #bar #pub #brewery #happyhour #bigplace #beer #night #party #fun #photography #conceptual #art #drink #peperoni #olives #lights #table #chair #followme
Where do chicken strips find love?
Chicken tinder
~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
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What is a h**... addict's favorite website?
Instagram.
How much does a basic white girl weigh?
... an instagram :3
I like my cigarettes like my Instagram.
\#nofilter
What a bad year…
Still can't believe they changed the Instagram logo
What do you call a mirage with a lot of Instagram followers?
A thirst trap
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They're finally cracking down on Instagram pages that promote white-supremacy...
or as I like to call them: gram-crackers.
I've made this new photo app and it's a thousand times better than Instagram.
It's called Instakilo
*Extremely Offensive* If you ever feel stressed just know that someone...somewhere...
...has parkinsons and is currently going through their crush's Instagram history
Sign above an Instagram entrepreneur's door:
"Carpe DM"
I was at an important job interview today, when they asked me if I was on Facebook…
"Sorry, no. I'm not." I replied.
"Twitter?"
"Nope."
"Instagram?"
"Nah."
"Look, just put your phone away, will you!?"
Social media in a nutshell
Instagram: "I'm so pretty"
LinkedIn: "I'm so good at my job"
Twitter: "I'm so funny"
Snapchat: "I'm a dog"
What do you call someone who's jealous of the pictures on your Instagram?
Graham Greene
Give a man a fish, and he'll Instagram it...
Teach a man to fish, and he'll still Instagram it.
What do you call a girl that broke up with you via Instagram?
A DMX
What is a coke-head's favourite app?
Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis
iPhone
Facebook
Google
Amazon
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Instagram
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Yahoo
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I saw something really interesting on Instagram recently
Said no one ever.
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I always wondered why I don't see any food pictures on Instagram from third world country children
Then it hit me, silly me they probably can't afford cellphones
I saw an instagram post that said you have 15 million dollars to spend but only on things that start with the first letter of your name
I gave my friend a look and he said Nathan, I don't think you can buy those anymore
A picture of an egg on Instagram got more likes than Kylie Jenner...
...I guess you could say the egg beat her.
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Another three friends brag about s**....
Friend A starts "I won the lottery last month and now women keep having s**... me, I've slept with at least one girl a night since!"
Friend B counters "Well I'm a model with over 2 million Instagram followers. I pick up several women a day all willing to have s**... with me!"
Friend C, in a fit of jealous rage kills both friends and screams over their corpses "Well now I'm going to prison so I'll have s**... everyday for the next 25 to life!"
What app do you get, when you download instagram a thousand times?
Instakilo
Influencers' life
A twenty-something walks into a shop with a parrot on her shoulder, and begins recording herself in the floral, with fabrics mugging with product.
The shopkeeper is intrigued, and asks her where did you get that?
The parrot says Instagram! There's millions of them there!
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Pornhub's down, your Instagram will do.
I put some instant ramen on my grandma today...
I call it Instagram.
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Will Smith teeth joke
Jason Derulo classic golf moves leaving Will Smith with no front teeths !
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Ah, Instagram influencers ...
...I remember back when they were simply called h**...
What do you call an app that delivers drugs to you, whenever you need it?
Instagram.
I just thought of this while scrolling Reddit and i just had to post it
How do you get onlyfans for free after October?
Use Instagram
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What do you call white people who use Instagram
Gram crackers.
Just thought of it a few mins ago and wanted to share.
What do you call a Vice President dancing on Instagram?
Al Gore Rythym
I uninstalled Facebook as i got depressed of seeing my friends post their relationship and marriage
I uninstalled LinkedIn as i got depressed of seeing my colleague post their job change and promotion
I uninstalled instagram as i got depressed of seeing my friends travel and enjoy their lives.
But I'll never uninstall reddit because you guys are more miserable than me .
