Insta Jokes
68 insta jokes and hilarious insta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about insta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Insta Short Jokes
Short insta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The insta humour may include short instantly jokes also.
- What do you call a large reptile that shows up out of nowhere to start a fight? An insta-gator!
- I must admit I am a huge fan of Insta-gram Putting my Grandmother on speed dial boom insta-gram!
- What is the favorite social media app of a drug fiend who needs their fix immediately? Insta-Gram.
- Youtube Ads Youtube can insta load a commercial but my 2 minute video takes 10 minutes to buffer.
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Insta One Liners
Which insta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with insta? I can suggest the ones about instant and yahoo.
- What do you call someone infectious on Insta? An Influenza.
- What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper? Bidet, mate.
- How much does a hipster weight? An Insta-gram.
- I carry a box of graham crackers wherever I go. So I'm always ready for an Insta graham.
- How do you measure the weight of social networks? Insta-gram.
- What is the drug dealers favorite app? Insta-gram
- First Insta-Slam poet
- I just bought an insta p**... and I'm too afraid to use it... It's just a lot of pressure
- I sell my w**... fast Call it insta gram
- What app gets w**... the fastest? Insta**gram**
Cheeky Insta Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about insta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make insta pranks.
What instant coffee and Sasha Grey
have in common?
3 in 1
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I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.
It makes the wife look like she's moving during s**....
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I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.
Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?
Because she used #nofilter
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I just installed a m**... app
It has kush notifications.
Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted
The installers put down my new hardwood really quickly.
They floored it.
(Was the reply when I told a friend that the installers were almost done)
I installed a skylight in my apartment.
The people living above me are furious.
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I wish my D*** was instagram....
Then my girlfriend would be on it all day.
Are instant noodles male or female?
Male. Cause they get ready in a couple of minutes.
I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar.
Now the ladies call me a pickup artist.
I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist.
It's called 'Facebook'
A Instagram user walks into a bar...
A Instagram user walks into a #bar #pub #brewery #happyhour #bigplace #beer #night #party #fun #photography #conceptual #art #drink #peperoni #olives #lights #table #chair #followme
So I installed this new mobile game where you go around and try to catch everything...
It's called Grindr
I installed a pedometer app on my phone
But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids.
Ever since I've installed Adblocker...
for some reason all the local singles lost interest in me.
What's the instantaneous rate of change of an Italian farewell?
Derivederci!
What do we want?
Instant gratification!
When do we want it?!
Now!
I don't think there are many instances where British royalty get into verbal altercations.
But if they did they'd have to duke it out somewhere.
I just installed TempleOS on my old laptop, and that divine touch has brought it back to life.
The battery charge alone lasts five years.
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I installed Linux Mint on my laptop,
So I told my sister it had Mint on it. She then started l**... it.
I installed this new clickbait electrical system
What happened next was shocking
How do you install snow tires?
Hope this gets traction.
I used to install on demand water heaters, but I quit.
It was a tankless job.
After installing a personal budget control app, I saw how much money I spend on beer every month. This opened my eyes. Clearly, I shouldn't do this anymore.
I deleted the app.
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Ever since I installed AdBlock....
All the single ladies in my area seemed to have lost interest
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what's the best way to instantly blend into a crowd?
s**... vest
I'm going to install a new sensor in my shower
So I know when my dishwasher is finished its self-cleaning cycle
They installed a lie detector in the White House
Nobody can work any more because of all the beeping
I saw an instagram post that said you have 15 million dollars to spend but only on things that start with the first letter of your name
I gave my friend a look and he said Nathan, I don't think you can buy those anymore
I installed this new pedometer, but it doesn't seem to work...
It didn't do a darn thing when uncle John was sitting next to me.
Why do we install Windows to some fridges?
Because it freezes very well.
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How many Instagram models does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the light bulb up and the world revolves around them.
I was installing a new kitchen backsplash the other day, when I started to run low on materials...
my issue proved to be futile.
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PLEASE HELP ME PRANK MY FRIEND
I know this sounds s**... af but trust me. Can you just follow the insta account @john\_mack\_smithson. My friends hates being known. Thanks
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I installed Fortnite on my laptop and I already killed 20 kids
They should have known better than to approach a stranger offering them a free laptop with Fortnite on it
I used to install mufflers but I recently quit
It was too exhausting.
How is Instagram like Soviet Russia?
On Instagram egg beats you
I installed anti virus software on my computer
Now my computer has autism
I want to install a stove on my Land Rover
Then it can be a Range Rover
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I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their s**.... I think they are completely crazy.
4G must've fried their brains.
How do you instantly break up an anti-quarantine rally?
Cough.
I installed some wheel chair accessible stairs in my house.
They only work if you're going down.
Whenever I see Instagram models working out, I am inspired to do my own workout.
Unfortunately, it's only for my left arm.
I installed TikTok on my iPhone.
It's an ourPhone now.
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I was installing a light in the attic today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot right through the bedroom ceiling. It scared the s**... out of my girlfriend.
I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August.
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Ah, Instagram influencers ...
...I remember back when they were simply called h**...
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Why do Instagram influencers enjoy shopping at Walmart so much?
They just can't get enough of the self-checkout.
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Do not install adblock on your computer or phone
Now all the hot single moms don't want me anymore
Instagram causes depression in teenage girls...
...just like everything else.
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I just installed a bidet
Now I can care less about the s**... I give
Ever since I installed AdBlocker
There are no more hot singles in my area waiting to meet
Instagram and Chrome are going shopping
Instagram: Aren't you going to buy anything?
Chrome: Nah, I'm a browser.
