Inspire Jokes

• Short Inspire Jokes
• Inspire One Liners
• Helped Inspire Jokes
• More Inspire Jokes

Funniest Inspire Short Jokes

Short inspire jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inspire humour may include short inspiration jokes also.

1. Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
   (inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
   r/nextfuckinglevel post)
2. My grandad is a real inspiration to get healthy, he starting running a mile a day when he was 65.... Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is
3. How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
4. The only similarity between Bernie Sanders's speeches and Hillary's speeches is ......both inspire you to vote against Hillary.
5. Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old european song of praise. It was a Finnish hymn.
6. Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome... he had a special relative, you see?
7. "They say that if you do what you love, it's never a job." "How inspirational. Unfortunately your unemployment claim has been denied."
8. I started dating a guy, but then I found out he lost all of his toes in a freak work accident Unfortunately, I'm lack toes intolerant.
   (This joke inspired by an 8 year old)
9. When I'm feeling shy, I like to think about my pet rock... It always inspires me to be a little boulder.
10. Do you know what I hate? Inspirational quotes Because no matter what you read, only you can be the driving force behind your success.

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Inspire One Liners

Which inspire one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inspire? I can suggest the ones about inspiring and motivate.

1. What STD do sailors get the most? Merm-aids
   (Inspired by a Family Guy joke)
2. Last week I had to put down my dog. It was sad. I said, you are one dumb dog.
3. Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them.
4. What's the product name if Apple started making drones? iSoar
   (inspired by ImpulseSV)
5. Amy Winehouse has become a real inspiration for me She's going on 6 years sober now.
6. How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music.
7. Inspirational quote of the day: You can't spell "success" without "succ".
8. What medication that can make people inspire you? Aspirin
   sorry guys
9. Still-life art is not inspirational. I mean, it's not moving at all.
10. I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said " To inspire and then expire"
11. I find mute vocalists to be the most inspirational people They truly are unsung heroes
12. Professor: What inspired you to write this essay? .... the due date
13. I just witnessed record breaking sprinter collapse out of breath... He was inspiring
14. We'll, We'll, We'll Rock you.
    
15. Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? "Follow Your Dreams."
    -Freddy Kreuger, 2016

Helped Inspire Jokes

Here is a list of funny helped inspire jokes and even better helped inspire puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Today I helped a little old lady with a walker across a busy street And some of the other car drivers were so inspired they joined me in honking at her.
• My neighbour was about to lose his house. So i decided to organise a neighbourhood wide charity o**... to help him.
  It was truly awe inspiring to see the whole neighbourhood come together like that.

Silly & Ridiculous Inspire Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about inspire you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean encourage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inspire pranks.