Inspirational Jokes
38 inspirational jokes and hilarious inspirational puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inspirational that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Need some motivation? Get inspired with this collection of short inspirational jokes about life, work, cancer patients and more. Laugh away and get motivated with these largely creative jokes!
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Funniest Inspirational Short Jokes
Short inspirational jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inspirational humour may include short inspiring jokes also.
- Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post) - My grandad is a real inspiration to get healthy, he starting running a mile a day when he was 65.... Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is
- How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
- The only similarity between Bernie Sanders's speeches and Hillary's speeches is ......both inspire you to vote against Hillary.
- Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old european song of praise. It was a Finnish hymn.
- Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome... he had a special relative, you see?
- "They say that if you do what you love, it's never a job." "How inspirational. Unfortunately your unemployment claim has been denied."
- I started dating a guy, but then I found out he lost all of his toes in a freak work accident Unfortunately, I'm lack toes intolerant.
(This joke inspired by an 8 year old) - When I'm feeling shy, I like to think about my pet rock... It always inspires me to be a little boulder.
- Do you know what I hate? Inspirational quotes Because no matter what you read, only you can be the driving force behind your success.
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Inspirational One Liners
Which inspirational one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inspirational? I can suggest the ones about motivational and influential.
- What STD do sailors get the most? Merm-aids
(Inspired by a Family Guy joke) - Last week I had to put down my dog. It was sad. I said, you are one dumb dog.
- Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them.
- What's the product name if Apple started making drones? iSoar
(inspired by ImpulseSV) - Amy Winehouse has become a real inspiration for me She's going on 6 years sober now.
- How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music.
- Inspirational quote of the day: You can't spell "success" without "succ".
- What medication that can make people inspire you? Aspirin
sorry guys - Still-life art is not inspirational. I mean, it's not moving at all.
- I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said " To inspire and then expire"
- I find mute vocalists to be the most inspirational people They truly are unsung heroes
- Professor: What inspired you to write this essay? .... the due date
- I just witnessed record breaking sprinter collapse out of breath... He was inspiring
- We'll, We'll, We'll Rock you.
- Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? "Follow Your Dreams."
-Freddy Kreuger, 2016
Inspirational Quote Jokes
Here is a list of funny inspirational quote jokes and even better inspirational quote puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My grandma once told me an inspiring quote about the ocean I can't remember exactly how it went. I just remember it being very deep
- I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration. Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive. - Oscar Pistorius was a great man, with some inspirational quotes. My favourite is "If you've only taken one shot, don't say you've tried."
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Motivational Inspirational Jokes
Here is a list of funny motivational inspirational jokes and even better motivational inspirational puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When Katy Perry has the eye of the tiger it's inspiring and motivational But when I have it all of a sudden I'm endangering animals and have a lifetime ban from the zoo
- My exes are truly inspirational people When I ask what motivates them they always tell me 'be the pain you want to see in the world'
Howlingly Hilarious Inspirational Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about inspirational you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean optimistic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inspirational pranks.
A pastor discovered his bicycle had been stolen
He decided to use it as inspiration for that week's sermon, and began writing on the Ten Commandments, especially thou shalt not steal
Then he got to thou shalt not commit adultery and remembered where he left his bike.
In memory of my father, who died of blood loss because sadly no one could figure out his blood type.
As I stood beside him it was incredibly moving to hear him repeat, over and over, these inspirational last words: "Be positive, son! Be positive!"
Father, I don't know if you can hear me, but if you do, just know I will always remember to be positive.
In an effort to inspire his young son who did not want to go to school, his father told him :
"When Abraham Lincoln was your age he used to walk miles for the privilege of going to school."
The young boy thought for a moment and responded,
"Yes, but when he was your age he was President of the United States."
A priest and a shepherd...
... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his poem:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
But they were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
The guys go to the f**... of their life-long pal...
After a long eulogy and some beautiful music, the guys are overcome with emotion. The first guy walks up to the casket of his buddy.
"I know it's just a small token, but for everything you've ever done for me, buddy, all the times you helped me out. This is the least I could do."
He tucks a $50 bill into his buddy's tuxedo pocket, and he staggers away sobbing.
The second man, inspired by the gesture, walks up and places his own $50 bill in his buddy's pocket. "For all the beers you bought me, that I never had a chance to pay you back for." And he staggers away sobbing.
The third man, a lawyer, not to be out-done, says, "I know it's just a small gesture, but for all the times you've been there for me when I needed you, here's a token of my gratitude."
And he writes a check for $150, and takes the two fifties in change.
There was a man who loved puns.
There once was a man who loved puns. They were his favorite kind of humor, and he would often spend time trying to come up with new ones. One morning he was feeling particularly inspired and thought up ten brand new puns. And so he went about his day with the intention of using his new puns to get a laugh from his friends, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
My Gramps just passed away. This was his favorite joke to tell.
*Sorry for the meta of this, I'm still reeling a little. I post two or three (or ten--sorry for breaking rules) jokes on this sub every day. A lot of them are simply awful, but they're all original, and my Gramps was a huge inspiration for me becoming a comedy "writer." But this is an old joke, and he loved to tell it every time I saw him. He knew quite a few others too, but this was always my favorite.*
A man is out on a golf course, when he hears someone shout "FORE!"
He looks this way and that but doesn't see the ball, until *WHACK!* He shouts and curses and moans, holding both hands over his c**....
"Oh, you poor thing!" a woman cries, running over to assist him. She gets on her knees and starts to rub his groin with her hands. "Is that better?"
He shakes his head, so she pulls his pants down and starts rubbing it in earnest. After a few minutes, she smiles and says, "That seemed to help a lot!"
"Oh, it was wonderful!" he says. "But the ball hit my thumb!"
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