Inspiration Jokes
58 inspiration jokes and hilarious inspiration puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inspiration that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Inspiration Short Jokes
Short inspiration jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inspiration humour may include short inspire jokes also.
- Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post) - My grandad is a real inspiration to get healthy, he starting running a mile a day when he was 65.... Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is
- How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
- The only similarity between Bernie Sanders's speeches and Hillary's speeches is ......both inspire you to vote against Hillary.
- Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old european song of praise. It was a Finnish hymn.
- Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome... he had a special relative, you see?
- "They say that if you do what you love, it's never a job." "How inspirational. Unfortunately your unemployment claim has been denied."
- I started dating a guy, but then I found out he lost all of his toes in a freak work accident Unfortunately, I'm lack toes intolerant.
(This joke inspired by an 8 year old) - When I'm feeling shy, I like to think about my pet rock... It always inspires me to be a little boulder.
- Do you know what I hate? Inspirational quotes Because no matter what you read, only you can be the driving force behind your success.
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Inspiration One Liners
Which inspiration one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inspiration? I can suggest the ones about motivation and imagination.
- What STD do sailors get the most? Merm-aids
(Inspired by a Family Guy joke) - Last week I had to put down my dog. It was sad. I said, you are one dumb dog.
- Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them.
- What's the product name if Apple started making drones? iSoar
(inspired by ImpulseSV) - Amy Winehouse has become a real inspiration for me She's going on 6 years sober now.
- How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music.
- Inspirational quote of the day: You can't spell "success" without "succ".
- What medication that can make people inspire you? Aspirin
sorry guys - Still-life art is not inspirational. I mean, it's not moving at all.
- I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said " To inspire and then expire"
- I find mute vocalists to be the most inspirational people They truly are unsung heroes
- Professor: What inspired you to write this essay? .... the due date
- I just witnessed record breaking sprinter collapse out of breath... He was inspiring
- We'll, We'll, We'll Rock you.
- Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? "Follow Your Dreams."
-Freddy Kreuger, 2016
Cheerful Fun Inspiration Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about inspiration you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean passion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inspiration pranks.
My Gramps just passed away. This was his favorite joke to tell.
*Sorry for the meta of this, I'm still reeling a little. I post two or three (or ten--sorry for breaking rules) jokes on this sub every day. A lot of them are simply awful, but they're all original, and my Gramps was a huge inspiration for me becoming a comedy "writer." But this is an old joke, and he loved to tell it every time I saw him. He knew quite a few others too, but this was always my favorite.*
A man is out on a golf course, when he hears someone shout "FORE!"
He looks this way and that but doesn't see the ball, until *WHACK!* He shouts and curses and moans, holding both hands over his c**....
"Oh, you poor thing!" a woman cries, running over to assist him. She gets on her knees and starts to rub his groin with her hands. "Is that better?"
He shakes his head, so she pulls his pants down and starts rubbing it in earnest. After a few minutes, she smiles and says, "That seemed to help a lot!"
"Oh, it was wonderful!" he says. "But the ball hit my thumb!"
*
inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, occupy protesters can't change anything.
The guys go to the f**... of their life-long pal...
After a long eulogy and some beautiful music, the guys are overcome with emotion. The first guy walks up to the casket of his buddy.
"I know it's just a small token, but for everything you've ever done for me, buddy, all the times you helped me out. This is the least I could do."
He tucks a $50 bill into his buddy's tuxedo pocket, and he staggers away sobbing.
The second man, inspired by the gesture, walks up and places his own $50 bill in his buddy's pocket. "For all the beers you bought me, that I never had a chance to pay you back for." And he staggers away sobbing.
The third man, a lawyer, not to be out-done, says, "I know it's just a small gesture, but for all the times you've been there for me when I needed you, here's a token of my gratitude."
And he writes a check for $150, and takes the two fifties in change.
Irish sectarianism joke
An American is visiting Ireland, and walking back to his hotel from the local pub. Suddenly he hears a voice behind him, demanding, "Are you a protestant or a catholic??". The American is well aware of the sectarian issues in Ireland and is understandably afraid to admit to either affiliation. In a flash of inspiration he responds, "neither, in Jewish!". And the voice comes back, "I must be the luckiest Palestinian in all of Ireland!"
So there's this lemon...
And he's running down the street.
He trips and falls on the sidewalk, leaving him with a n**... gash on his arm.
Luckily, another lemon walks by and patches him up with a Lemonaid kit.
(It's really bad, but the joke inspired my username. Just had to share.)
There was a man who loved puns.
There once was a man who loved puns. They were his favorite kind of humor, and he would often spend time trying to come up with new ones. One morning he was feeling particularly inspired and thought up ten brand new puns. And so he went about his day with the intention of using his new puns to get a laugh from his friends, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A priest and a shepherd...
... from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It's a city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his poem:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
But they were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
The mass m**... has an inspirational poster on his wall.
"Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'"
I went to a High School pep rally....
The principal had announced earlier that day that he would make an inspirational speech for us. At the rally, he walked up to the microphone for his speech. But, all he did was look at the crowd, smiled, and stepped down.
We were left speechless.
What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?
Exspearamint.
inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Millions of children are being inspired by seeing their first presidential election.
If a misogynistic con artist and a lying criminal can run for president, then so can that kid eating dirt on the playground.
In an effort to inspire his young son who did not want to go to school, his father told him :
"When Abraham Lincoln was your age he used to walk miles for the privilege of going to school."
The young boy thought for a moment and responded,
"Yes, but when he was your age he was President of the United States."
That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy.
He touched so many hearts.
The artist Pitbull is my biggest inspiration.
never has someone made so much money with such little talent.
In memory of my father, who died of blood loss because sadly no one could figure out his blood type.
As I stood beside him it was incredibly moving to hear him repeat, over and over, these inspirational last words: "Be positive, son! Be positive!"
Father, I don't know if you can hear me, but if you do, just know I will always remember to be positive.
This joke was inspired by a IRL event
I went to the kitchen, and I looked up through the skylight windows. I then noticed a plastic Rite Aid bag that was stuck in a tree.
My dad saw me looking up, and he asked me, "What are you looking at?"
I said to him, "There is a Rite Aid bag in the tree."
He asked me, "Do you know where that bag came from?"
I just looked at him and said, "I don't know."
He replied, "Rite Aid."
Why is there no such thing as a punapple?
Because the best puns come in pears.
(Original joke made up by me and my friend the other day as we were high and ate pineapple... the asparagus guy inspired me to share)
I found the real life inspiration for the island from Fortnite!
The v**... Islands
My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration.
A reminder that there are worse things in life than dying alone.
What do you call it after cowboys eat beans at high noon?
A toot-out at the O.K. Corral.
(Don't be mean. Inspired by my 2 month old.)
What rests on the ground between my feet and is covered in ants?
My ice cream cone. =(
*Inspired by actual events.
Inspired by the chicken jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To sing hello from the otherside
A pastor discovered his bicycle had been stolen
He decided to use it as inspiration for that week's sermon, and began writing on the Ten Commandments, especially thou shalt not steal
Then he got to thou shalt not commit adultery and remembered where he left his bike.
Thank you.
I read the post from u/AndiPandi92 about how she woke her dad up every morning with a joke from this subreddit. It is a beautiful post as are the comments. It inspired me to do the same for my dad. I already see him once a week - he has had seven strokes, can hardly talk but has an enormous brain capacity - very sharp and an easy laugh. I have told him jokes for two days and both times he laughed so tears fell down his cheeks (my mom told me afterwards) and he say thank you afterwards.
So thank you from me and my dad - you are all awesome ❤
It doesn't matter how fast I'm going. What matters is that I'm moving forward in the right direction.
police officer: That's very inspiring, but you're still getting a ticket.
Inspired by Obama, Trump will soon be releasing his favorite books of 2022
along with the crayons that go with them.
Today I helped a little old lady with a walker across a busy street
And some of the other car drivers were so inspired they joined me in honking at her.
A Dr. Of marine biology was inspired to create a new beverage.
Dr. Marcus Opor, renowned marine biologist and ocean sustainability expert, experimented with a brewed beverage with skipjack tuna as its primary ingredient. He spent years alternating its composition, striving for a balance of savory and rich ocean flavors. At last, he perfected his "tea", and was ready to bring it to market.
Dr. Opor made a single sample of his piscine tea and brought it to Costco to perform a taste test. Sadly, nobody was interested in his tuna beverage and it was thrown out.
It was a wasted Opor tuna tea.
My new cat is obsessed with sitting on the calendar, so I took that as an inspiration for his name
I'm still doubting between Greg or Ian
