Inspector Jokes
59 inspector jokes and hilarious inspector puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inspector that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out the best inspector jokes from Inspector Gadget to a construction inspector & more! Find out how these 'inspectors' use their special skills to bring the laughs. Laugh along at the most hilarious inspector jokes from health inspector to surveyor and more!
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Funniest Inspector Short Jokes
Short inspector jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inspector humour may include short investigator jokes also.
- If a Ghost Rider should be called Daredevil, and Daredevil should be called Batman, what should Batman be called? Inspector Gadget
- Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly underwear But the chief inspector said they must wear their normal uniforms.
- A building inspector for an old European town found that all buildings built between 1584 and 1750 had significant structural flaws. Otherwise, if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.
- Dr. Watson: It seems like there are a lot of break ins lately. Inspector: Any ideas what we should do?
Watson: Sure..Lock..Homes. - Inspector Javert gives up on catching Jean Valjean and opens a bakery. But old habits die hard. The bread is on special, two for $6.01
- What do male prostitutes and the actor who played inspector clouseau have in common? They're both Peter Sellers.
- After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he's looking for a man with one eye. but If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes.
- A water inspector got a lethal lead poisoning... Before dying he said: "It tastes... Irony"
- What's the difference between a plastic surgeon and a school inspector? A plastic surgeon tucks features...
- "The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."
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Inspector One Liners
Which inspector one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inspector? I can suggest the ones about detective and inspection.
- You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it.
- What do male prostitutes and Inspector Closeau have in common? They're both Peter Sellers
- I got a job as a mirror inspector It's a job I can see myself doing.
- Ticket Inspector: Sir, why do you have a child's ticket? Me: Because I'm a child of god.
- Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine? Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
- Inspector Gadget walks into a Bar... He orders a Drink and sits down on his couch.
- What do you call a Belgium detective that sets fire to things? Inspector Pyro
- What do you call a police officer who searches only women? Inspector.
- The attack of the claws. If only Inspector Gadget was here.
- What do inspectors in America eat Inspector meals
- What does FBI stand for? Female body inspector
- How is Daniel Craig a policeman? He is in Spectre (Inspector)
- An inspector arrives at m**... scene of an obese man by a cannibal It was a lot to digest
- What do Inspector Clouseau and a g**... have in common? They're both Peter Sellers.
- So tell me Inspector Gadget, What's the first thing you do when you buy a s**... robot?
Inspector Calls Jokes
Here is a list of funny inspector calls jokes and even better inspector calls puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My dad called the inspector's office to ask when they'd be able to send someone out to look at the septic tank. They told him they were a little backed up at the moment
Inspector Gadget Jokes
Here is a list of funny inspector gadget jokes and even better inspector gadget puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If Inspector Gadget were a Lady Would She have Utili-t**...?
Source: Me (Although I'm probably not the first person to ever think of this,)
Health Inspector Jokes
Here is a list of funny health inspector jokes and even better health inspector puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A German health inspector walks into a bar while playing Pokemon GO He asks to see under the floorboards.
The bartender replies, "Why?"
The German health inspector replies, "Wynaut?" - An animal health inspector will be here in a few minutes, but the dang farmhand just gave the cows a bunch of m**... The steaks have never been higher.
Cheeky Inspector Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about inspector you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean supervisor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inspector pranks.
A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D.
Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job.
Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."
Guy replies "Why the rabbit?"
Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"
Two horrible knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
> Who's there?
Door inspector.
> Door inspector who?
Knock knock.
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Knock knock.
> Who's there?
Doorbell inspector.
> Doorbell inspector who?
Your doorbell's broken.
Update: Indian bread factory no longer under investigation for food poisoning, inspector declares.
It was a naan-issue.
I was on the train having a p**....
When the ticket inspector knocked on the toilet door and said, "Ticket please."
"There you go," I replied, passing it under the door.
"Thanks for the free ticket." replied the voice, running away.
All I do all day is roll massive joints and deal with huge quantities of dope.
Being a pipe inspector s**....
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
An inspector, making his rounds, inspects an elementary school.
One teacher says to her class, "Treat him like you would the President of the United States." Sure enough, later that day, the inspector walks in to see how the lesson is doing. Just then, one of the students gets up, stomps over to the inspector, punches him in the gut, nicks his phone, and hides behind a curtain.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" shouts the teacher.
The kid says, "Deleting Twitter."
A guy applies for a job at the L.A.P.D.
The inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen! Just one more thing: take this gun and shoot 6 black men and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man replies.
"Good attitude, you've got the job!"
What did Inspector Newcomen say when Dr. Jekyll ran out of serum?
You can run, but you can't Mr. Hyde.
Tax inspector: You should pay your tax with a smile.
Tax Payer: I have tried several times, but every time they insist on cash.
What did the road inspector tell the road builder...
When he built the roadway wrong?
It's not my asphalt, it's your asphalt.
An inspector goes to a mental institution to check if any of the patients had been cured
When he gets there he places an empty pool on the ground. All the patients start squealing with joy, and jumping in the pool, hurting themselves. Only one patient stands to the side and doesn't jump. The inspector goes to ask him why he isn't jumping. The patient says: do you think I'm crazy? I can't swim
Mugging
A tortoise went out for a few beers and despite being severely worse for wear decided to walk home through the rough part of town. Half way home he was set upon by four snails who beat him senseless and stole what little money he still had and as a final insult they sprayed obscenities on his shell . Utterly distraught he was taken to the local police station where the inspector asked if he could remember anything about the assailants .
No - it all happened so quickly
Inspector: What do you see ?
Sub-inspector: Idk why but, the suspect is dancing n**... in the middle of the street
Inspector: copy that
Sub-inspector: I'm not much of a dancer, but I'll try my best.
A inspector visits a sanatoriun to check its conditions.
During the tour the director takes him to one of their newly designed test rooms, claiming its foolproof.
"We fill up this bathtub to the brim see? Then we hand to the inmate a spoon and a cup and ask him to empty the tub" Says the director
The inspector nods and replies with a smile "Ah, i see. And the inmate, if sane will choose the cup because it's the biggest."
The director then looks at the inspector and raises a brow "No, the sane one will just open the drain"
Moth Inspector
A man and a woman are getting it on in bed when they hear the front door open. The woman says, "It's my husband! You'd better hide."
She throws his clothes under the bed and he hides behind the curtains. Her husband comes in, sees her all hot and sweaty, and the sheets all messed up. He looks around, and sees a big bulge in the curtains, and a pair of feet sticking out underneath. He whips the curtains open, and says, "Who the h**... are you?"
The man says, "I'm the moth inspector."
The husband says, "Moth inspector? Why are you n**...?"
The man looks down and says, "d**.... I'm too late."
Food inspection
A food inspection officer went to 3 chicken farms
Farm 1
Inspector: What do you feed the chickens ?
Farmer 1: I feed them vegetables.
Inspector: WRONG! closed down this farm immediately
Farm 2
Inspector: What do you feed the chickens ?
Farmer 2: a little scared said i feed them fruits
Inspector: WRONG! closed down this farm immediately
Farm 3
Inspector: What do you feed the chickens ?
Farmer 3: terrified that his farm will be closed as well said
"i just give all the chickens a dollar and tell them you can eat whatever you want"
