Insomniac Jokes

Following is our collection of insomnia humor and sleeper one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Insomniac puns for adults, dirty sleepless jokes or clean awake gags for kids.

There is an abundance of asleep jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 45 funniest jokes on insomniac. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any dyslectic witze you can hear about insomniac.

The Best jokes about Insomniac

Honey, remember how when we started dating you told me you were an insomniac and I told you I only had five sex partners?

Neither of us were counting sheep.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic

Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death.


What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do?

Stays up at night sleepless, wondering endlessly if there really is a dog.

I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac

I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

~ Infinite Jest, by DFW

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.


What has a mouth but never speaks,

Has a bed but never sleeps,

And has legs but never walks?

 

A mute, crippled insomniac

An Insomniac once told me.....

I will not rest until I find a cure for my insomnia.

I'm an insomniac agnostic who suffers from dyslexia.

I stay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Lately I've been trying to find the girl of my dreams...

it's tough cause I'm an insomniac.

Im still looking for my dreamwoman

Too bad im an insomniac

The worst thing about being a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac

...is that you stay up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

...Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog


What did the police officer say to the black insomniac?

Stop resisting a rest!

What do you get if you combine a insomniac, a Agnostic with a Schizophrenic and a dyslexic?

A person who argues with himself all night about whether or not there is a dog.

I pity the poor insomniac dyslexic agnostic

He sits up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Sleep joke

Why be an early bird or night owl when you can just be an insomniac and get the best of both worlds.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He would lay awake at night worried about the existence of dog.

I hate being an Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia

Every night I stay up, wondering if there is a Dog.

It's not difficult to be an insomniac

**I became one overnight.**

Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist?

He was woke af

What did the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac person do all night?

He had laid there wondering if there really was a dog

What do you call an insomniac vampire?

Count Sheep.

I met the girl of my dreams the other day

Now I wish I was an insomniac

What did the cop say to the black insomniac?

Stop resisting a rest!

People wonder how being being a chronic insomniac affects my job as a carpenter...

Quite frankly, I enjoy getting paid to bang all night

Why did the insomniac go to prison?

He was resisting a rest.

Why did the police officer apprehend the insomniac?

They were resisting a rest.

What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

A man who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.



My dad told me this joke, my apologies if it came from somewhere else.

What does an insomniac agnostic dyslexic do?

Lays awake in bed all night, debating whether or not there really is a dog.

Why do insomniacs always solve things quickly?

They don't sleep on it.

Did you here the one about the dyslexic, insomniac, atheist?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog

I don't trust insomniac philosophers...

They're up to know good.

Why do insomniacs make such great lovers?

They stay up all night.

Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, obsessive compulsive butcher?

He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He lies awake at night pondering the existence of dog.

Why did the insomniac go to jail?

He resisted a rest

What does a schizophrenic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays up all night asking himself if there is a Dog.



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edit new Joke: How many times can a 40something year old ADHD, dyslexic, moron try to tell this joke and still get it wrong?

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