Insomniac Jokes

Funniest Insomniac Short Jokes

Short insomniac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The insomniac humour may include short narcoleptic jokes also.

1. What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
2. A dear friend of mine passed away this week. This was one of his jokes: What do you call half of a thousand native American insomniacs? The Indian nap-less 500.
3. What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death.
4. What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
   ~ Infinite Jest, by DFW
5. What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night? Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
6. What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps,
   And has legs but never walks?
    
   A mute, crippled insomniac
7. Lately I've been trying to find the girl of my dreams... it's tough cause I'm an insomniac.
8. The worst thing about being a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac ...is that you stay up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
9. What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
10. Sleep joke Why be an early bird or night owl when you can just be an insomniac and get the best of both worlds.

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Insomniac One Liners

Which insomniac one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with insomniac? I can suggest the ones about nocturnal and sleepy.

1. "You snooze, you lose." -Competitive insomniacs
2. Why did the insomniac get thrown into jail? He was resisting a rest.
3. I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog
4. Why do cops hate insomniacs? Because they are always resisting a rest
5. The insomniacs are getting all excited. Only 2 more sleeps till Christmas.
6. I frequently lie awake at night... ...wondering what keeps insomniacs from sleeping.
7. Some people cry themselves to sleep, but not me I'm an insomniac
8. What did the police officer say to the black insomniac? Stop resisting a rest!
9. what do you called a insomniac's family tree Napkin
10. What happens when two insomniacs sleep together? They sleep less
11. What do you call an insomniac vampire? Count Sheep.
12. Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist? He was woke af
13. I met the girl of my dreams the other day Now I wish I was an insomniac
14. Normal People: "Alright, time to go to bed." Insomniacs: "Let's yeet these sheets!"
15. Why do insomniacs always solve things quickly? They don't sleep on it.

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