Insolent Jokes
17 insolent jokes and hilarious insolent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about insolent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Insolent Short Jokes
Short insolent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The insolent humour may include short jokes also.
- I always thought orthotic insoles were useless. But, I tried them and now... ...I stand corrected
- My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help. Today I stand corrected.
- My doctor recommended I get support for my aching left foot, But I explained that I didn't want to add insole to injury.
- An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: "And another thing - JIM MORRISON s**...!"
Dad: "Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"
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Insolent One Liners
Which insolent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with insolent? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What did the insolent sheep mumble to the shepherd? You herd me.
- Why do shoe inserts hate women? Because they're a bunch of insoles.
- What do you do with an overly obedient pancreas? Give it a shot of insolence.
- The French word for shoe insole is semelle, which they often do.
Insolent Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about insolent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make insolent pranks.
On a bench, in the park, two lovers
are kissing passionately. At some point another man sits down next to them and starts staring at the woman.
Eventually, her partner gets fed up by the staring and tells the other man:
- I haven't seen such insolence in my whole life!
- I'm sorry, I did not mean to disturb you, but I need to ask my wife to give me keys to the house.
I'm a teacher...
Today I had a new student in my class.
I asked him his name, and he said his name was Ben, and that he has just moved from Germany.
So I asked him how old he was, and he said "9!" So I slapped him. I will not tolerate insolence in my classroom.
A son and his Dad have an intense argument and the son storms off, furious.
Before he gets out of earshot of his father, he yells "Jim Morrison was a terrible singer and an uninspired artist who never did anything worthwhile".
His father cannot believe this insolence, and screams at the top of his lungs "As long as you live in this house, you will never, EVER SLAM THE DOORS"
An insolent teenager is having an argument with her father
And as she storms off she shouts, "Oh and by the way, Jim Morrison s**...!"
The father looks back and responds, "Hey, there will be no slamming of The Doors in my house."
Memory foam underwear
I bought some shoes with memory foam insoles. I was so excited about them! I told my wife I can't wait to wear them, they have memory foam! I want memory foam underwear! She said your underwear shouldn't remember anything.