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Insomnia is terrible. But on the plus side...

Only three more sleep till Christmas

Why did the insomniac get thrown into jail?

He was resisting a rest.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What did the insolent sheep mumble to the shepherd?

You herd me.

The insomniacs are getting all excited.

Only 2 more sleeps till Christmas.

Insomnia is very common.

Try not to lose any sleep over it.

What happens when two insomniacs sleep together?

They sleep less

I've had insomnia so much it is starting to worry me.

But I won't lose any sleep over it.

I have insomnia

Everyone keeps telling me to snap out of it but I keep telling them it doesn't happen over night.

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I joined a Dating website the other day,

they asked me what i was interested in,so i wrote,
'Page 3 girls, I think they're really s**...'.
I wondered why i hadn't had any responses until i realised the letter 'P' on my keyboard wasn't working

Why do insomniacs always solve things quickly?

They don't sleep on it.

Why do insomniacs make such great lovers?

They stay up all night.

My insomnia is getting worse

But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

I think I may have insomnia

But whatever, I won't lose any sleep over it.

What did one insomniac mountain climber say to the other?

"Bro, do you everest?"

Do you know why insomniacs are always happy at this time of year?

Because Christmas is only 10 sleeps away.

I have insomnia.

I have insomnia
My doctor says it's very common and that I shouldn't lose any sleep over it.

Insomniac

Last week I met a crab louse with insomnia.
He gets his sleep in snatches.