Insight Jokes
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A physicist tries betting on horse races
The physicist could not get any job, so he decided to bet on horse races to make a living. He did intensive experimentation, and used state of the art machine learning algorithms to gain more insight. After filling many notebooks and accumulating a very large amount of data, he exclaims "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical horses of uniform density applying a uniform force in a closed system and a vacuum."
I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand.
Must have been an insight joke...
InSight doesn't study earthquakes,
it studies marsquakes
Italian Anniversary
At the church's husbands' marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi, on his upcoming 50th
wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to
stay married to the same woman all these years.
Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I've-a tried to treat-a her well, spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a is-a dat I took her to Italy for the 20th-a anniversary!
The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell the audience what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary."
Luigi proudly replied, "I'm-a gonna go and-a get her."
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
So, an old married couple goes to the doc . . .
for their annual checkups. He sees the husband first, and he seems healthy, so the doc asks if he has any complaints. "Well, doc, we're having a little trouble having s**.... When we do it the first time, I get all hot and sweaty, but the second time, I get chills, and I feel like I'm freezing."
The doc says he'll ask the wife about it, and then see if he can pinpoint the cause.
So, it's the wife's turn, and she seems healthy as well, and she has no complaints. So the doc tells her about the husband's problem, to see if she can add any insight.
"It's pretty simple doc. It's because the first time is in July, and the second time is in December!"
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