The Best 14 Inserted Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Inserted jokes. There are some inserted insertion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these inserted suppository puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Inserted Jokes and Puns

As he inserted the rectal thermometer [nsfw]

As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection

"Maybe you should wait outside whilst I examine your dog," said the vet.

Wife Wanted!

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received hundred of letters. They all said the same thing:
["You can have mine."](/spoiler)

in hell

A man goes to hell. They tell him:

-- You have not sinned too much, so we allow you to choose torture yourself.

He goes into the first room and there people are fried in a frying pan. It doesn't suit him and he leaves.
In the second room needles are inserted under the nails.
It hurts too, he says and leaves.

In the third room there are men knee-deep in shit having a smoke.

-- This is for me, although it stinks probably I have no better choice.

He gets into shit. He takes out a cigarette, lights it.
And then he hears:

-- The smoke break is over, finish off eating!

Inserted joke, in hell

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: Wife wanted .

The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection.

"Maybe you should wait outside whilst I examine your dog," said the vet.


As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection.

As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection.

"Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog," said the vet.

Accordion to a recent survey, most people don't notice when a musical instrument is inserted into a sentence.

Inserted joke, Accordion to a recent survey, most people don't notice when a musical instrument is inserted into a

A group of dudes are walking through the park

They see a young pair banging in the bushes. One of the dudes can't help himself but comment:

"Hey, man, leave some for us!"

"I can't, I inserted everything."

Blonde watching a movie

Blonde: Last night I watched a movie. Hated it. Sat there for two hours with no sound nor video.

Me: What was the name of the movie?

Blonde: "no disc inserted"

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds Wife Wanted .

The next day, he received 1000 of replies,
all reading: You can have mine. Free delivery also available at your door step

Wife Wanted

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds Wife Wanted .
The next day, he received hundreds of replies,
all reading: You can have mine

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Raise your hand if you're wearing underwears or panties with holes in them...

For those smug individuals that did not raise their hand, I'm curious how you inserted your legs in them if they have no holes? Unless you're wrapping a handkerchief.

I like my women like I like my prescription medications

purchased on the street and inserted anally.

Guess this activity: Something long and hard inserted into a wet hole. In and out it goes until white goo came dripping out from the wet hole.

Brushing your teeth.

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