Insert Name Jokes
16 insert name jokes and hilarious insert name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about insert name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Insert Name Short Jokes
Short insert name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The insert name humour may include short insert jokes also.
- Blonde watching a movie Blonde: Last night I watched a movie. Hated it. Sat there for two hours with no sound nor video.
Me: What was the name of the movie?
Blonde: "no disc inserted" - A great joke/insult to make fun of a friend/enemy. [Insert name] was signing up for a website and types in "MYPENIS" for his password, and the website said, "Password is too short."
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Insert Name One Liners
Which insert name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with insert name? I can suggest the ones about plaice and changing name.
- What did the bird say when he saw _____ (insert name)? Twit twit.
- What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? It breaks the ice...Hi, i'm (insert name)
- Where did (insert friend's name) meet their bf/gf? Five And Below
- Is your last name Stilton? *insert cheesy pickup line here…*
Insert Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about insert name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean copy paste jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make insert name pranks.
King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention.
It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.
'This is no good, Merlin!' the king exclaimed, 'Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?'
'Ah, sire, just observe.' said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for.
He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. 'Merlin, you are a genius!' cried the grateful monarch, 'Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.'
After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection.
Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahad.
'Sir Galahad' exclaimed King Arthur, 'the one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!'
But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless..
Free doughnuts
I went to Krispy Kreme for talk like a pirate day to get a free doughnut. I looked the cashier in the face and told her I used the free WiFi to download [insert popular movie name here]. They gave me free doughnuts for 25 to life.
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What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an a**...
[insert name of political opponent here]'s tie
Door to Door salesman - another oldie
A couple was having their morning routine before they head to their jobs when suddenly the doorbell rang. The wife rushed to the door. When she opened it a man with a bucket full of s,,t rushed in and splashed them all over the carpet with a grin. Before the women could react he started his speech:
- My name is Tom and this is the all new (insert random hoover brand here) vacuum cleaners that is guaranteed to clean any type of mess on your floors, carpets or upholstery. If it doesn`t do the job I will eat all of the s,,t!
At that point the women just asked him:
- Mustard or ketchup?
- Excuse me? - he asked with a blank expression on his face.
- Would you like ketchup or mustard with your s,,t, Tom? - asked the woman again somewhat irritated.
- There is no need for that. Just you wait until you've seen the hoover in action. - he replied with a smirk.
- Oh, but there is. We haven't had electricity for a week.
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A guy is in a shipwreck…
The only survivors are him and (insert you favorite celebrity/supermodel here). The two are there for years and in spite of her celebrity and his relative ordinariness the two fall in love and live very happily together for many years. One day she tells him, "Ive been so happy with you these past years. I never would have thought I could be so happy alone with just one person in a situation like this. Is there anything that you truly miss that I might be able to do for you?" He said that his best friend back in the world was named Ed and he asked her if she would let him pretend that she was Ed for just a few minutes. She was very happy to be able to do something so simple for him and of course said yes. He said, "Great! Lets go for a walk on the beach." After a few minutes walking on the beach he turns to her and says,"Hey Ed, you'll never believe who I've been f**...'!"
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