Insensitive Jokes
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Discover what makes an insensitive joke and how to respond if someone makes one in your presence. Explore why people make cruel jokes and how to de-escalate the situation. Examine why insisting on 'punching up' is not a solution, and how to avoid making insensitive jokes. Recognize why a joke that is humorous in one context can be soulless, racist, and crass in another.
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Short insensitive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The insensitive humour may include short intolerant jokes also.
- I said to my girlfriend that I think she'd look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
- What do you call an incredibly insensitive shaman who's also weak and suffers from chronic bad breath? A super callous fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.
- Is it insensitive... For a mother to say "here comes the airplane" when feeding her two twins.
- To all you haters out there: Kanye was not being insensitive to his disabled fans... he was curing them.
- I told my wife that she would look better with her hair back She was furious, apparently it's insensitive to say that to cancer patients.
- What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke? That sounded a lot better in my head
- Apparently, my joke about diabetics is pretty insensitive... ...kind of like their pancreases
- So yesterday I told my wife that she would look better if her hair was blonde Apparently that's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient
- My girlfriend and I had to leave the restaurant early today due to insensitive people calling me a nonce and peadophile all because I'm 33 and my missus is 16. It totally ruined our 10yr anniversary.
- I told my wife she would look better with her hair back Apparently that is insensitive to say to someone on chemo.
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Insensitive One Liners
Which insensitive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with insensitive? I can suggest the ones about apathetic and touchy.
- What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes? Sweet Pee
- [Insensitive] Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.
- Is this tasteless or insensitive? I'm just checking before I laugh.
- I'm insensitive I don't get the sense of words.
- Did you here the joke about Charlie Hebdo? I can't say it, that would be insensitive!
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What funny jokes about insensitive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ignorant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make insensitive pranks.
Two pilots were accused of s**... harassment.
HR said a female pilot complained about the way they were joking and saying cockpit during the flight. Looking relieved they both got up to leave. HR quickly asks where there going when one pilots says "we don't have a problem, we'll apologize, and we'll never use the term cockpit again. That was totally insensitive of us. From here on out we'll just call it a sky box."
A man stumbles across an old lamp.....
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete, how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said "OK, I will try to think of a really good wish". Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing," know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
I went to the movies yesterday, and I met the most insensitive homophobe there
I mean, just the mere sight of me m**... sent him off on a rant about "morals" and "his children" and "security".
Did you hear the one about those kids in China?
I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke today...
...but I was told that it would be insensitive and just plane wrong.
9/11, Perfect day to make an insensitive repost
o**... bin Laden's son came home from school crying. o**... asked, "why are you crying my son".
His son replied, "today our teacher asked us what the tallest building in America is. I said it's the Empire State Building and the whole class laughed at me."
"Don't worry son, I'll handle this."
I told my gf she'd look hotter with her hair back.
Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
I don't know why she's so upset, I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.
She has her whole life to get her hair back, I only have 153 days until Valentine's Day.
(Combined 2 jokes I heard plus added the last part).
This Native American guy claimed I was insensitive to his culture, saying I've never walked a mile in their shoes. I asked
What are you going to do? Sioux me?
If you are a fan of Back to the Future and a fan of Bobbleheads....
Is it insensitive to have a bobble head of Marty McFly?
Girl about to jump of a bridge.....
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, What are you doing?
I'm going to commit s**..., she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity. He asked Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a b**...? So, she does and it was a long, deep and slow b**....
After she's finished, the biker says, Wow! That was the best b**... I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing s**...?
My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.....
My wife started crying when I asked her for a h**...
Guess its really insensitive to ask an amputee that.
I made a joke about the plane c**... that had no survivors in it to my wife
She got angry at me and called me insensitive.
I told her, "you had to be there"
Management told me in a meeting today that my language is too "insensitive"
How r**... is that?
There was this joke about these blind and deaf people...
But if I told it it'd be insensitive
Apparently it's inappropriate for a group of white kids to put on a play of Aladdin, as it is racially insensitive and cultural appropriation. Possibly white washing.
I wonder if we'll see more Jews in Nativity Pageants come Christmas season this year.
Hitlers s**...
A man is sitting next to his jewish wife and decided to tell a joke:
Man: why did h**... kill himself?
Woman: I don't know. Why did he?
Man: He saw the gas bill!
Woman: agh that is so insensitive.
Man: I know...My grand father died in the Holocaust.
Woman: awww that's so sad.
Man: yeah. He fell off the guard tower
A young boy asked his father which public restroom he should use, male or female.
The father slapped him across the face for being insensitive to the other 71 genders.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
My wife is angry at me for giving money to Charity
My wife looks after our finances. She asked "Honey where this check of 1000$ every month goes to "
Me "It's for Charity"
After few months She asked me about what work this charity does.
Me it's better to show you than tell.
I don't know why she shouted and created a scene. So what if Charity is a Stripper. Charity is still a person with feelings and values. How can my wife be so insensitive
Did you hear that Texas realtors are removing the term "Master Bedroom" from listings because it's now insensitive? Pretty exciting.
In fact, I'm so excited, I think I'll probably head to my regular bedroom now, and Equalhumanbate!
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a c**...?
Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
I know people take the age gap seriously but it's getting ridiculous
For example as a twenty-two year old I'll sometimes bring twenty-one year olds to the bar with me and it's nothing but mean and insensitive comments like they're too young to drink, and where'd you find 20 of them?
A Husband and Wife were messaging each other.
Husband: You are negative
Wife: And you are stubborn, arrogant, a low life, care about no one but yourself and your friends, all you are interested in is your own self, and in all your life you've not fulfilled even one of your promises. I'm the only one that has to put up with such a miserly and insensitive man. You good for nothing, fat, ugly man. Even your hair transplant failed.
Husband: I was just letting you know that your Covid test was negative.
Don't joke about the war...
I told my friend that my grandfather died in the war.
He said "I am sorry to hear. How did he die?"
I said "One night there was a drunken party, and he fell off a guard tower!"
An old man sitting behind us interrupted. "You shouldn't joke about these things. It's offensive. My father actually died in the war."
I felt really bad, and apologized. "You're right it was insensitive of me. I'm sorry about your father, how did he die?"
He replied "One night there was a drunken party, and he was walking past a guard tower..."
