The Best 55 Insecure Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Insecure jokes. There are some insecure vulnerable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these insecure unstable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Insecure Jokes and Puns

My wife left me because I'm too insecure.

No wait, she's back.

She just went to make a cup of tea.

My wife left me because I am insecure

No wait, she's back.
She just went to get coffee.

Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both)

What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. "Alien versus predator"

Insecure joke, Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both)

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.


What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

So the FBI paid professional hackers to unlock the shooter's iPhone.

But whenever I pay hackers to unlock an iPhone, I'm "too insecure to be in a relationship".

Insecure joke, So the FBI paid professional hackers to unlock the shooter's iPhone.

Hillary will be the most transparent president ever...

... because she will have every state secret sitting on an insecure server in her basement. hahahaha *cry*

Ever hear the joke about the insecure comedian?

...it's okay, you probably wouldn't have liked it, anyway.

Jews are so insecure...

they constantly remind us their country isreal.

What's the most insecure soup for an online security professional?

Leak (leek) soup!

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My friend asked me why I act so insecure when he would talk to my girlfriend.

I don't remember what my answer was, but their son Malcolm turns two next month.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

My wife left me because she was too insecure

I'll just have to do a better job tying up my next wife.

My girlfriend left me because I was too insecure.

No. Wait. She's back. She just went to go make coffee.

My girlfriend left me because I'm too insecure...

Oh wait, she's back. She just went to the bathroom.

Insecure joke, My girlfriend left me because I'm too insecure...

You wouldn't want to keep your money in a depressed safe.

It's too insecure.

My wife left me because I am too insecure.

Never mind, she was just picking up some groceries.

What do passwords and teenagers have in common?

They are both insecure.


My wife left me because I am too insecure

Never mind, she just reposted this joke a dozen times.

My girlfriend left me today because i'm to insecure

No wait she's back, she just just got back from grocery shopping

A man walks into a small bank

There is no queue and a single teller who he approaches, a big smile on their face visible after a quick glance around:

"Hey, you know something? I like my banks how I like my ladies."

The teller rolls her eyes before asking "How?"

While pulling out a handgun, the man answered:

"Insecure."

An insecure farmer didn't know how many cows he owned...

...so he counted them all, and came to the total of 196 cows. He asked a neighbouring farmer for a second opinion. She came up with a total of 200 cows.

Perplexed by this, the man counted again, and once again came up with 196 cows. He once again asked his neighbour to count them. Again, she reached 200 cows. When he asked her how they were getting different numbers, she said

"I rounded them up."

What I'd like to tell my password…

It's okay password, I'm insecure too.

My wife just left me, she always said I was too insecure

Wait, nevermind

She was just in the bathroom

My wife left me because she thinks I'm too insecure.

No wait, she's back. She was just reposting this joke.

I'm not insecure!

Am I?

To make a long story short,

Make it feel insecure about itself.

My psychiatrist says I invade other people's privacy because I'm "insecure".

Says the guy whose home WiFi password is "password123".

What do you call sex between two insecure deaf people?

An awkward silence

My wife left me because I'm insecure and paranoid.

My wife left me and took my children because I've become insecure and paranoid

It's okay password...

...I'm insecure too...

Help! My girlfriend left me...

...because i was insecure and paranoid.

My wife left me because I'm too insecure.

Oh wait, she's back.

She just went out to buy some milk.

My wife left me because I'm too insecure.

Oh wait, she's back.

Are you http?

Cuz you're so insecure ://

I'm a lot like my password

Insecure.

My girlfriend left me because I'm too insecure and paranoid.

Oh wait, never mind. She was just getting the mail.

What did the insecure, cheesy dorito say?

"I'm nacho sure anymore"

A fisherman is selling fishing supplies at a market

An insecure rich man comes up to him and asks, what's your net worth?

Insecure people are like chocolate chip cookies

After they get baked, they'll crumble easily.

My wife just left me because I'm too insecure

Oh wait, she's back.

She just went out to get coffee. I wonder who she was having coffee with...

My girlfriend left me because I'm so insecure.

Oh, nevermind, she was walking the dogs.

How do you reassure a postman who is insecure of his gender?

You call him a Male Man

Hey girl are you HTTP?

Because you're really insecure

My girlfriend is very insecure about relationships

It probably didn't help when I told her I've never broken up with a girl who wasn't pregnant.

I went to a therapist to talk about how insecure I was about my looks.

He told me to lie on the couch face down.

My girlfriend left me because I'm so insecure...

No wait, she was just getting groceries!

You guys hear about the insecure cross-eyed teacher??

Apparently he couldn't control his pupils

My husband has left me because I'm insecure

Oh no he's back, he just went to get coffee :)

My wife left me because of how insecure I am.

Nevermind, she is back. She was just getting some tea.

I like my women like I like my passwords

Short and insecure

My gf left me because she thinks I am insecure.

Oh wait.... she's back. She went to get coffee.

My girl is so insecure...

Even though she doesn't find any hair on my clothes she still be like "Who's the bald chick?!".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the insecure neurotic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working insecure login piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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