Following is our collection of funniest Insecure jokes. There are some insecure vulnerable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these insecure unstable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
No wait, she's back.
She just went to make a cup of tea.
No wait, she's back.
She just went to get coffee.
What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. "Alien versus predator"
Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.
She was a little husky.
Insecure.
But whenever I pay hackers to unlock an iPhone, I'm "too insecure to be in a relationship".
... because she will have every state secret sitting on an insecure server in her basement. hahahaha *cry*
...it's okay, you probably wouldn't have liked it, anyway.
they constantly remind us their country isreal.
Leak (leek) soup!
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I don't remember what my answer was, but their son Malcolm turns two next month.
Alt+Right
I'll just have to do a better job tying up my next wife.
No. Wait. She's back. She just went to go make coffee.
Oh wait, she's back. She just went to the bathroom.
It's too insecure.
Never mind, she was just picking up some groceries.
They are both insecure.
Never mind, she just reposted this joke a dozen times.
No wait she's back, she just just got back from grocery shopping
There is no queue and a single teller who he approaches, a big smile on their face visible after a quick glance around:
"Hey, you know something? I like my banks how I like my ladies."
The teller rolls her eyes before asking "How?"
While pulling out a handgun, the man answered:
"Insecure."
...so he counted them all, and came to the total of 196 cows. He asked a neighbouring farmer for a second opinion. She came up with a total of 200 cows.
Perplexed by this, the man counted again, and once again came up with 196 cows. He once again asked his neighbour to count them. Again, she reached 200 cows. When he asked her how they were getting different numbers, she said
"I rounded them up."
It's okay password, I'm insecure too.
Wait, nevermind
She was just in the bathroom
No wait, she's back. She was just reposting this joke.
Am I?
Make it feel insecure about itself.
Says the guy whose home WiFi password is "password123".
An awkward silence
...I'm insecure too...
...because i was insecure and paranoid.
Oh wait, she's back.
She just went out to buy some milk.
Oh wait, she's back.
Cuz you're so insecure ://
Insecure.
Oh wait, never mind. She was just getting the mail.
"I'm nacho sure anymore"
An insecure rich man comes up to him and asks, what's your net worth?
After they get baked, they'll crumble easily.
Oh wait, she's back.
She just went out to get coffee. I wonder who she was having coffee with...
Oh, nevermind, she was walking the dogs.
You call him a Male Man
Because you're really insecure
It probably didn't help when I told her I've never broken up with a girl who wasn't pregnant.
He told me to lie on the couch face down.
No wait, she was just getting groceries!
Apparently he couldn't control his pupils
Oh no he's back, he just went to get coffee :)
Nevermind, she is back. She was just getting some tea.
Short and insecure
Oh wait.... she's back. She went to get coffee.
Even though she doesn't find any hair on my clothes she still be like "Who's the bald chick?!".
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