The Best 82 Insect Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Insect jokes. There are some insect larvae jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these insect ladybugs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Insect Jokes and Puns

Imagine winning the 100m butterfly...

What would you do with such a big insect?

What kind of insect is good at math?

An account-ant

Several insects dancing in a pen, what is the name of the movie?

In The Pen Dance Day

I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect...

....That Hepatitis Bee

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Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

What do you call an insect who is very cocky?

Insect joke, What do you call an insect who is very cocky?

Do you know what really bugs me?

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What do you call an insect that talks under its breath?

A mumble bee

What did the confused alphabet say to the buzzing insect?

O... I C, U R A B!

... I'll show myself out.

which 2 insects are the most foolish?

ant-ticks

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A flying insect exploded in my kitchen

... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs.

"Doctor, doctor I keep seeing a spinning insect out of the corner of my eye..."

Doctor says "it's nothing it's just a bug going round."

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Known as the "one-day insect" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms...

But it still lives longer than my headphones.

What happens when an illiterate insect becomes enlightened?

ABCs

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Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy....

I always get Off.

What do you call an eight-legged insect holding a magnifying glass?

A spy, duh.

An insect just flew into my bedroom and exploded.

I think it was a Jihaddy Long Legs.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What do you call an insect on your family tree?

An ANT-cestor.

What does a large pink cat and a deceased insect have in common?

Dead ant, dead ant,
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead annnnt....

Who do insects pray to?

The antichrist.

What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet?

A Tor-ant

Which insects are the most passionate?

Rome-ants

What would you call a bloodsucking insect that is part of a middle eastern religion?

A mosque-ito!

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I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded

I think it was a jihaddy longlegs

Did you know that fireflies are the smartest insect?

They're the brightest one.

Did you hear about the insect living in a brief case?

He flew off the handle when I tried to swat him.

What do you call an insect that used to drive people around for money?

Exuberant

insecticide kills mosquitoes

Son: "Is this insecticide good for mosquitoes?"

Dad: "Not at all, it kills them!"

What do you call a undead yellow and black striped Insect...

a Zombee.

What do you call an insect that brings goods into the country?

An important!

What do you call a wary Russian insect?

Cagey Bee

Which insect has great hair?

An ear-wig!

(OC) What kind of insect always flies back to you?

A frisbee.

What do you call a slutty insect?

A whore-net

Did you hear about the insect transport plane that crashed into the Duct factory?

Don't worry, it's all caught on tape

Who are the bookkeepers of the insect world?

Account ants.

Why did Professor X take on an insect as a student when it couldn't talk?

Because it was a mute ant.

What is the gassiest insect?

A flatul ant!

What do you call it when an insect has a hardware fetish?

A butterfly nut.

A fruit, an insect, and a Chinese surname walk into a bar.

Well, a pear, ant, lee.

What do you call a black and yellow insect that isn't overly confident in itself?

A humblebee.

What do you call an insect in a Muslim place of worship?

A mosque-ito!

I did pretty well in my insect catching exam...

I got a bee.

What is a muslims favourite insect?

A mosquito.

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect?

Bugs Bunny

I was in the kitchen today when...

An insect flew around my head and towards the window, as it hit the window it exploded! I think it was one of those Jihaddy Long Legs

What do you call an insect who is in trouble with the law?

A defendANT

What contains a small dog and an insect?

Repugnant.

A 6 legged insect came up to me and said Help, my wife, Eve, has eaten an apple and is now trapped by the devil! I asked him, are you sure?

He replied, yes, I'm Adam-ant

Why are insects farmed for food always organic?

They don't use insecticide.

How do you make an insect trip?

Antacid

How do you make an insect feel sad?

With depressant!

To be stung by a mosquito is not very pleasant.

But the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire night is something quite different.

I met the most minuscule insect and he was really well behaved.

He was a beady ant.

What's the best smelling insect?

This was found on the back of my Laffy Taffy wrapper. The answer is deodor-ant.

I saw a bunch of insect larva on my porch

You've got to bee kidding me!

I hate insect puns.

They bug me.

Not your dairy insect

An ant was walking around when it found a 5inch ant of his very same species:

- Why are youso big, it asked
- I drink a lot of milk

"Lactose in taller ant"

I just heard a huge oil company is planning on using insect urine as a source for an alternative fuel.

I think its BP.

What do you call an insect that hates changes?

A const-ant.

I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.

I told him, "I think your fly is open."

A large oil company has announced it's going to start producing fuel from insect urine.

I think it's BP

I know a guy who has a fetish for insect repellents.

He likes to get OFF.

A man is doing a crossword and asks his wife for help.

Husband: Body of water, three letters.

Wife: Bay.

Husband: Flying insect with stinger, three letters.

Wife: Bee.

Husband: To hush someone, four letters.

Wife: shhh.

Husband: Boat Noah built, three letters.

Wife: Ark.

Husband: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

Stung...

A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse.

"I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind," she tells the doctor, "...but I'm ashamed to tell you where."

"It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone."

"Okay," says the woman. "It was at Walmart."

Which insect is the best at what it does?

Most people think ants or bees, but ya know...flies have really been on top of shit lately

A man walks into an insect shop...

and asks for several bags of cockroaches.

"What are you using all the cockroaches for?" the cashier asks.

"Well..." the man said, "the landlord asked I leave his property the same way I found it."

What do you call an insect that is into electronic music?

A house fly.

Don't get involved in organized insect crimes.

The mothia is ruthless.

I love insect jokes

I can make them on the fly

What do you call a mad insect on the moon?

A Lunatic

Why did the Insect MMA manager get nervous?

His fly was down.

Insects are apparently the superfood of the future. I tried eating caterpillars but it made me too nervous.

Gave me butterflies in my stomach.

I told my friends I was a blood sucking insect from the moon

they said I was a luna tick.

So, one large oil company have announced that they are going to be producing fuel from insect urine.

I think it is B.P.

A gorgeous woman goes to a Doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse...

"I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind," she tells the doctor, "...but I'm ashamed to tell you where."

"It's okay," says the good doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone."

"Okay, It was at Walmart."

What is Russia's most secretive insect?

Cagey Bee.

What's the Priest of an insect church?

A Praying Mantis.


Yes I thought of this joke, no im not sorry.

A fan emailed Bethesda about Starfield

A fan emails Bethesda and asked if the game would contain any Huge Insect Aliens like in Starship Troopers.

A few weeks later he gets a reply back stating the following:

Hi
Thanks for reaching out.
While we can make no promises of insects in the massive universe, we promise Starfield will be full of bugs!

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