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Funniest Inquisition Short Jokes

Short inquisition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inquisition humour may include short interrogation jokes also.

  1. Whenever I'm asked "What happened in 1492?", people are always surprised by my answer. Nobody expects "The Spanish Inquisition".
  2. My parents asked my why i was suddenly learning a foreign language? I told them, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition "
  3. A lot is said... A lot is said about the famous mutant Telepath, Professor X...
    Less is said about his incredibly inquisitive younger brother, Professor Y.
  4. You go your whole life making a great pumpernickel dip, and then BAM, one day you get 20 people asking for the recipe. Nobody expects the spinach inquisition.
  5. When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
  6. My teacher gave me a bad grade on my essay, she said the ending was too unexpected . Guess I'll never end it with the Spanish inquisition in that class ever again...
  7. If I could travel back in time, I would go to the Inquisition. I heard the women had nice racks.
  8. Chuck Norris just put up a new sign outside his house... It says 'Welcome, Spanish Inquisition!'
  9. TIFU by clicking on a link that read "Click to see something unexpected!" Spanish Inquisition.
  10. Knock, Knock. Who's there?
    Noob.
    Noob who?
    ^
    ^
    ^
    Noobody expects the Spanish inquisition

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Inquisition One Liners

Which inquisition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inquisition? I can suggest the ones about investigation and inquires.

  1. Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? The spanish Inquisition.
  2. What was the most unexpected summer hit of all time? DES...
    PA....
    -nish Inquisition
  3. What do you call an inquisitive amphibian? One that axolotl questions
  4. A priest, a rabbi and penguin walk into a bar IT'S THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
  5. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition.
  6. Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people? Because they get jalapeño business.
  7. I bet you won't expect this. What has five eyes but can't see? The Spanish Inquisition!
  8. What's an eggs least favourite day? Spanish Inquisition.
  9. Maybe if we all emailed the constitution to each other... The Spanish Inquisition.
  10. What kind of suit does a lawyer like best? The Spanish Inquisition.
  11. I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.
  12. What are two of the most unexpected words? Spanish inquisition
  13. A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar Spanish Inquisition
  14. Thanks to the Internet Everybody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
  15. Nobody expects the Canadian Inquisition

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Inquisition Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about inquisition you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean examination jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inquisition pranks.

Dr. Watson was again impressed by Sherlock Holmes' diverse set of skills, as Watson asked inquisitively as to what tree Sherlock was planting...

To which Sherlock replied, Why, that's a lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Little Johnny, a young American boy, is down at the shops when..

He sees a group of disgruntled looking Australian tourists holding maps and wandering around.
Being the inquisitive young lad that he is he decides to try and find out a bit about them. Although he cant understand a word they're saying he quickly learns that they're from an ancient Australian tribe called the Fakawi!
Excited by this discovery Johnny runs home to tell his mother about his find.
"Mum, mum!", Johnny shouts, "I met native members of the Fakawi tribe today!".
"How did you know who they were?" Mum asks.
"Well that was easy," says little Johnny, "everywhere they went they were telling people, "We're the fakawi!"".

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint...

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey Hey! what are you doing? The monkey says Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so s**... that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the s**... lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, What's the matter with you?! The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says Hey, MONKEY! The Monkey looks down and says FUUUUUCK, DUDE……. how much water did you drink?

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when

a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey Hey! what are you doing? The monkey says Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so s**... that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the s**... lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, What's the matter with you?! The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says Hey, MONKEY! The Monkey looks down and says FUUUUUCK, DUDE……. how much water did you drink?

Putin summons the ghost of Stalin.

"Why is everything here so bad? What can I do to make Russia great again?"
"Execute half of the population, and paint the Kremlin blue" advises Stalin.
"Why blue?" asks the inquisitive Putin.
"I knew you wouldn't object to the first part," says Stalin.

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I am having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It is a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
"Then why did you eat him?"

A girl was studying French, and doing very well at it.

One day, she asked her teacher Do you know anything about Spanish? For I know everything there is to know about French, and I need a new language.
The teacher responded What a sudden change! And why would you possibly ask me, your French teacher? This was completely unexpected!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

(True story, for what it's worth) My neighbour has a new Spanish teacher at school, his name is Mr Armada.

Like the Spanish Armada? I asked.
Yeah, he said and I shook my head in disbelief.
Well, I sighed. At least he isn't called Mr Inquisition. Nobody would have expected that.

I get a lot of solicitors at my house, salespeople, charity seekers, Jehovah's Witnesses, I've seen them all. But today I got someone at my door asking if I eat enough vegetables

I wasn't expecting some sort of spinach inquisition!

The Kindergartener's Question

Johnny walked up to his kindergarten teacher with an inquisitive look in his eyes. "Do you know where the black—" Johnny asked, to the teacher's retort. "Johnny! Say African-American!"
"Do you know where the African-American construction paper is?"

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked:
Then why did you eat him?

Stalin appears to Putin in a dream.

"Why is everything here so bad?" asks Putin, "What can I do to make Russia great again?"
Stalin replies, "Execute half the government and paint the Kremlin blue."
"Why blue?" asks the inquisitive Putin.
"I knew you wouldn't object to the first part" says Stalin.

Inquisition joke, My teacher gave me a bad grade on my essay, she said the ending was  too unexpected .