Inquiry Jokes
8 inquiry jokes and hilarious inquiry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inquiry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Inquiry Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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A man comes home to his wife after winning the lottery
The man says to his wife, "Honey, if I were to win the lottery, what would you do?"
The wife becomes started by her husband's inquiry but replies, "Well I would take half of it and then leave you."
With a huge grin on his face, her husband says, "Perfect! I won ten dollars!"
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Punctuation is everything: "Will you marry me" is a marriage proposal
"Will, You, Mary, Me" = a f**... Inquiry
What was the General's answer...
to the President's inquiry, as to what military division has been most under appreciated during his term?
"Tanks, Obama."
In The News: Inquiry Into Zika Virus Origin Points To Accident By Government Scientist
Turns out he was just looking for a little head.
Definition Of A Kiss
What Is A Kiss? Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.
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IRS Inquiry
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deck hand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3
years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the
mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about
90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own
room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi r**... and a dozen
Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to
sleep with my wife occasionally".
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?
Common enemy joke
I have an inquiry that this group may be able to answer. I'm looking for a related joke or a video describing how complete strangers become friends once they have a common enemy. For the life of me I cannot remember this stand up routine in which the comedian describes the exact situation in which two complete strangers give each other a knowing look once they realize the old lady in front of them in a checkout line is writing a check or pulling out change. Any help is much appreciated.
The unlucky boy.
I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy all alone and crying. I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all by yourself," to which he replied with tears in his eyes, "My mother is down there at the bottom, she fell."
"Thats terrible," I replied, "What about your father," I continued. The little boy, almost completely breaking down, to this inquiry responded, "He is down there right next to her, he tried to save her and he fell too." We then shared a quiet moment together, looking out at the sky over the lake.
It was then suddenly the young chap asked me why I was unbuckling my belt. "Son, today just isn't your day."
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