Innovation Jokes
8 innovation jokes and hilarious innovation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about innovation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you know that even serious business innovators need to take a break every now and then? Check out this curated collection of creativity and innovation jokes that are sure to get a laugh from entrepreneurs and techies alike - laugh your problems away and work with a refreshed version of you!
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Hilarious Fun Innovation Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What is a good innovation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A factory owner is trying to come up with innovative ideas to save money and therefor save his business from going under.
The owner calls a meeting with all of his 200 employees out on the plant floor.
"Ok everyone, we are in deep trouble. I will give $2000 dollars to the first person that comes to me with a cost saving idea."
Immediately a guy in the front row shoots up his hand.
Owner says "Yes, Barry. That was fast, what's your cost saving plan?"
Barry says "make it $1000".
A vampire decided to use his immortality to research the best career
He tried every type of job there was, from innovation to construction to civil service, and he landed on the job of mirror cleaner.
In his book on the subject, he said that the tai chi like motions of the arms were very relaxing, and the mirror will certainly get dirty again leading to job security.
"I'm as surprised as you are," wrote the vampire. "It was not a job I could see myself doing."
CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro
Using the innovative 'Old age' technique
My wife is a lot like Apple
Always finding new and innovative ways to be annoying.
What do you call an innovation in scissors?
Cutting-edge technology
It may seem hard to believe now, but there was a time where the shovel was considered innovative technology.
Truly ground-breaking.
I own an innovative gardening supplies store.
We sell cutting-hedge technology.
When the first jackhammer was invented...
...it was a groundbreaking innovation!
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