The Best 12 Innocently Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Innocently jokes. There are some innocently unknowingly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these innocently recklessly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Innocently Jokes and Puns

Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?

A curious child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!

The child replied innocently: Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.

A lady walks into a dry cleaners...

...she's carrying a beautiful black dress. She tells the clerk, "I'll need to pick this up tomorrow."

The clerk, hard of hearing and distracted, innocently asks, "come again?"

Unfazed, she replies, "No. Vanilla ice cream this time."

An English bishop was visiting New York and had been warned about quote-hungry American reporters.

As he was walking down the stairs off the plane, a voice amid the camera flashes called out "Hey, Bishop! Will you be visiting any strip clubs while you're in New York?"

The bishop gave a crinkly smile and said innocently: "Dear me, are there such establishments in this city?"

When he got to his hotel, the headline in the evening paper read: **LIMEY BISHOP'S FIRST QUESTION: "ARE THERE ANY STRIP CLUBS IN NEW YORK?"**

A small boy parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on...

A police constable stops him and asks: "Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know about this road? Many politicians pass from here".

The boy innocently replies, "Don't worry, I have locked my bicycle".

Bless you son!!!

(Perhaps a repost, but I heard it for the first time. So here it goes)

A small boy talking to his mother while his dad sits nearby.

Boy: Mom, I want to marry 3 girls when I grow up.

Mom: 3 girls!! But why son?

Boy: One to cook food for me, one to do my laundry and one to clean my home.

Mom: Ohh ok... But which one will sleep with you?

Boy: (innocently) But of course you mom. I never want to sleep with anyone other that you.

Mom: Ohh bless you my son!!! You love mommy so much. But what will happen to the 3 wives of yours.

Boy: They can sleep with Dad.

Dad: Bless you son!!!


A small boy parks his bike near the senate and walks on...

.. A policeman stops him and asks: 'Why did you park your bike here? Don't you know about this road? Many important politicians, cabinet members, even the President and other such politicians pass through here..'

The boy replied innocently: Don't worry, I have locked my bike.'

Who's your daddy ?

"Daddy pass me the salt please" said the girl innocently.

The scene became tensed when the boyfriend and her dad both reached for the salt.

Innocently joke, Who's your daddy ?

Gray Hair

A curious child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning gray?

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs gray!

The child replied innocently: Now I know why grandmother has only gray hairs on her head.

Why was Biggie mad at 2Pac?

It all started when 2pac innocently said, "Yeah, sure, it's cool, invite all the rappers to my party, no biggie."

One day, I was walking through town with my girlfriend…

…and people were continuously shouting at me as I went by,
"PAEDOPHILE, PAEDOPHILE!"

My girlfriend then turned to me and said, innocently,
"What's a paedophile?"

And so I replied,
"Wow, that's a big word for a six-year-old."

Nintendo has made my love life awesome recently

Cause now when I innocently ask, "Wanna smash?" it ends up with me not picking Pikachu or a pro controller at all.

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My Great Grandpa nearly died in the holocaust! He was innocently doing his job when he was attacked by an angry mob!

Turns out the gas chamber malfunctioned.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the innocently mother puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working innocently mum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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