Innocence Jokes
10 innocence jokes and hilarious innocence puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about innocence that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fun Innocence Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What is a good innocence joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man is on trial for cannibalism
A man is on trial for cannibalism.
He says to the judge,
"Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man."
"Your honor, it is said that people are what they eat...
And therefore my client is an innocent man!"
Officer, if you are what you eat...
Then I'm an innocent man.
the cannibal said in his trial - If I am what I eat..."
"Then I'm an innocent man"
Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?
A curious child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!
The child replied innocently: Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.
Common English Mistakes
Common English Mistakes
-mixing up there, their, and they're
-using the wrong too, to, or two
-putting commas in the wrong place
-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches
-using apostrophes for plurals
Let's all take a moment to Thank Amber Heard's team of Lawyers for their efforts and hard work
to prove Johnny Depp's innocence.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
An old farmer wrote a letter to his innocent son in prison:
"This year I'm unable to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground. I know if you were here you would've helped me."
His son replied: "You idiot, don't dig the ground, I have hidden guns there."
Pretty soon, the Police read the letter, and the very next day the ground was dug by the police, and searched for guns but nothing was found.
The son wrote again: "Now plant your potatoes dad, its the best I could do from here."
Just an innocent question
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Brad Pitt's is short, Madonna does not have one, and the Pope doesn't use it.
What is it?
>!A last name.!<
A lady walks into a dry cleaners...
...she's carrying a beautiful black dress. She tells the clerk, "I'll need to pick this up tomorrow."
The clerk, hard of hearing and distracted, innocently asks, "come again?"
Unfazed, she replies, "No. Vanilla ice cream this time."
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