Innkeeper Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

The room is 15$ a night.

Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night.
It's $5 if you make your own bed.

Guest: I'll make my own bed.

Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

An exasperated and weary Joseph asked the innkeeper, "Do you have any rooms?"

The innkeeper shook his head and replied, "No, we're all full."

Joseph pleaded, "Listen, my wife is pregnant..."

The innkeeper retorted, "Hey, that's not my fault!"

Joseph shouted, "It's not mine, either!!"

A photon walks into a Hotel

The innkeeper says, welcome! Do you have any luggage?

The photon says, "Nope, I'm traveling Light"


Jesus Christ walks into a motel.

He goes up to the innkeeper, hands him three nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Jesus walks into a hotel...hands the innkeeper three nails and asks...

Can you put me up for the night?

Jesus went into an inn.

He handed the innkeeper 3 nails and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Jesus walks into an inn

With a Cross and some nails. He says to the Innkeeper, "Can you put me up for the night?"

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