Innit Jokes
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Cop: You're driving on the wrong side of the road.
Driver: Sorry, I'm English
Cop: (shouting) Oii.. It's the rong soid of the roade ye was droivin down, innit?
A travelling salesman walks into a bar...
He's going over the menu when a local guy slides onto the stool next to him, and just says one word: Waterloo.
Guessing he's onto something of a local speciality, he asks for one himself. He takes a deep swig and pulls a face: This doesn't taste like anything at all!!! he exclaims.
The local guy asks the bartender: Well, what did he expect? It's a water, innit Lou?
Sore Paws
Little Johnny calls his dad, 'Dad those two dogs over there, why is the one at the front giving the one at the back a ride?'
'Errr, hmm, well son, the one at the back has saw front paws, so the one at the front is giving him a lift home'
'It's always the same innit dad'
'What's that son?'
'You try and help someone out, you end up getting f**...!'
Two English chavs
English c**... 1: Oi lost moi dog, innit.
English c**... 2: Blimey, you doin' something to find it?
English c**... 1: Yeah, I put posters up all over town, didden oi.
English c**... 2: Wot you put on the posters then?
English c**... 1: Here boy
What's a British person's favourite way to tell time?
mmmmmmmmmm.....
I dunno.
Well, its been 10m innit?
(I watch British shows and after not sleeping for over 24h I thought this was very funny.)
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