Inlaws Jokes
40 inlaws jokes and hilarious inlaws puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inlaws that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Inlaws Short Jokes
Short inlaws jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inlaws humour may include short popcorn jokes also.
- My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat unexpectedly had 9 kittens, so my wife told me to put them in a sack and throw them in the river… I did it but it broke my heart.
I quite liked her dad… - What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? The outlaws are wanted
*shoutout to the customer that called in and ended the phone call with a joke to spread some cheer* - This will be the fifth year in a row that my in-laws will come over for Christmas... I think this time, we should let them in...
- What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted. - A husband and wife been arguing all day: They pass a herd of jackasses. He says: Relatives of yours?
She says: Yep, in-laws - John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee
- Did you hear about the infamous bank robbers in the old wild west? One of them married the other one's sister. They were both outlaws and in-laws.
- What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted
Thank you Alaska Airlines rep - As you grow up, you will start to see that people morality is not necessarily connected to their relation with the law. While the outlaws are bad, the in-laws can be much worse.
- How do you know you're living in Alabama? You get married for the third time and have the same in-laws.
Share These Inlaws Jokes With Friends
Inlaws One Liners
Which inlaws one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inlaws? I can suggest the ones about siblings and aunt.
- Why were Adam and Eve so happy? They didn't have to worry about in-laws
- I'm going to a solstice party at my in-laws It's going to be a long night
- Why do your in-laws become dangerous after a divorce? They become outlaws
- What has a big nose and no teeth? My mother in-law.
- Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even.
- What do you call an outlaw who's had s**... with an attorney? An inlaw
Comical Inlaws Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about inlaws you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hubby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inlaws pranks.
Mark and his wife were driving along a country road.
They weren't speaking to each other due to an earlier argument. As they passed a particularly rural stretch, they spotted a couple of monkeys in the treetops. "Relatives of yours?", asked Mark sarcastically.
"Yes," she replied. "My in-laws."
A man's in-laws are causing him severe stress....
It's gotten so bad that he's decided to talk to his doctor about the physical pain he's experiencing. The doctor prescribes him some painkillers and sends him on his way.
A few days later, the man comes back complaining that the painkillers aren't working. The doctor ups his dose and sees him out. This process continues until a few weeks later. The man is visibly happier and healthier. The doctor asks him if the painkillers worked.
"Yep! They're finally dead."
A couple got into an argument...
A couple got into an argument while on a drive through the countryside. It got quite heated and neither of the two wanted to concede, so they sat in silence for several kilometers.
As they passed a farm full of pigs bathing in mud, the wife spoke up and said:
"Relatives of yours?"
The man replied:
"In-laws."
A man and his wife were driving down a country road...
A man and his wife were driving down a country road.
They had previously been fighting with each other so they weren't talking at all.
They continued driving until they passed a field full of cows when the wife said, "Family of yours?"
"Yes" replied the husband, "In-laws."
It was stormy weather outside, so I was really surprised to hear the doorbell ring.
The doorbell camera revealed it was my mother in law, completely soaked from the rain, and shivering in the icy wind. Concerned she might catch a cold, I hollered:
Please, don't just stand there!
Go home!
————————————
Disclaimer:
I really appreciate my mother in law. This is a joke (which I like to tell her once in a while). In-laws deserve to be treated with respect, just like real human beings.
I went to my in-laws for dinner
An argument inevitably broke out and my wife told me not to take sides.
I told her "they wont notice", as I slid the roast potatoes into my pocket "they are to distracted"
A couple is driving up to the mountains...
.. and they are in a huge fight. The man and woman are arguing loudly for so long they are tired out. The woman then feels that she should get the last word in, and so as they pass a pasture of cows she turns to her husband and asks "Relatives of yours?" The man replies "Yes, in-laws."
I made an IRL dad joke a few weeks back...
and it may be my crowning achievement.
We did a delayed Christmas at the in-laws a few weekends back (COVID happened) and my FIL is the kind of jokester that does things like wrap one boot in one present for his wife and the other boot in another.
Mom-in-Law says, "look at him, stretching one gift into two...."
Father-in-law then opens a gift from her and it's a winter vest. Without missing a beat I say, "look who's stretching gifts now, where's the box with the sleeves!?"
I never post so I had to build karma before sharing but hopefully it was worth the wait!
I saw a pig, a cow, and a horse.
I told my wife, Those look like some of your relatives.
She replied, Yeah, my in-laws!
In-laws
A son would be a son-in law
A mother would be a mother-in law
A brother would be a brother-in law
But your wife, is the law.
If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws?
Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?
I thought it was an open marriage, but my wife still left me for sleeping around.
How was I supposed to know that her in-laws were off-limits?
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What's the difference between in-laws and out-laws?
There is no difference. Both are terrible people and should be locked up.
Politics joke
Politics are like inlaws..
You somewhat have to pay attention to them to stay in the know and you usually can't stand at least one of the candidates.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Just attended my mother in-laws f**....
Apparently "Ding d**... The Witch is Dead" was not an appropriate song for the occasion.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
The best thing after an intensive argument is the reconciliation s**......
...but boy, do I hate to argue with my in-laws.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I tried to impress my in-laws with my favorite joke about the vampire butcher and failed...
Which s**... cause there was a lot at steak
What do people in Alabama call their in-laws?
The same thing as their blood relatives, after all there is no difference.
My son said he wants to be an outlaw when he grows up
When I asked why, he said "dad you hate in-laws so much I figured I'd be the opposite!"
What's worse than visiting your in-laws for the holidays?
Visiting your in-laws' in-laws with your in-laws.
Even though we're struggling financially, my in-laws keep hinting that we should make children. They said they're willing to help.
I said it's okay, I know how to make children.
