Ink Pen Jokes
28 ink pen jokes and hilarious ink pen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ink pen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ink Pen Short Jokes
Short ink pen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ink pen humour may include short pen pencil jokes also.
- Why was the little ink drop crying? His mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
- What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
- No one really expected my world language teacher to be so good at writing with a felt pen... No one expects the Spanish Ink -precision
- I spent some time yesterday pondering whether I was actually a small strainer used to filter out ink-based writing objects. You could say I was a little pen-sieve.
- I bought this big bucket of blank pens and put them in the gift bags for the job fair. Everyone soon found out the pens were ink-looted.
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Ink Pen One Liners
Which ink pen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ink pen? I can suggest the ones about printer ink and pencil.
- Why was the pig covered in ink? Because it lived in a pen
- Why did the farmer name his pig Ink? Because he kept running out of the pen.
- Why was the ink drop crying? Because his dad was in the pen
- Did you hear they outlawed ink??? Now it's doing a long sentence in the pen.
- What do you call a pen that has run out of ink? a has-pen
- Why were the ink blots crying? Their dad was in the pen.
- What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen!
- What do you call a tropical fruit topped with ink? A pineapple pen.
Ink Pen Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about ink pen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pencil sharpener jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ink pen pranks.
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Did you hear its now i**... to be in possession of a ballpoint pen in Spain?
That's the Spanish ink-position.
I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent,
so I went to write a shopping list and realized how unorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had leaked so I needed to clean it up but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare so I started organizing it.
And that's how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from 1990s and not doing laundry.
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Did you hear about the magic pen that God gave Joseph Smith to write the Book of m**...?
Every time Joe wrote something made up, the pen would leave ink on the page.
Why was the ink happy?
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance.
I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
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A guy came up to me once
He said: "The pen is my weapon."
I said: "So if someone comes up to you and threatens you with a gun do you spray him with ink?"
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Sorry in advance as this is a very s**... joke
Two ants are strolling down the forest when they find the body of an old pen. It's hollow as the ink was removed, so get inside and it's nice and cozy. It's actually so nice that they decide to invite some other ants there, later that day, for a party, even hired an ant DJ.
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Independence day
In Soviet Russia
Two men were talking one day and one mentioned he was visiting Russia.
The friend tells him that it's politically rough over there and that they check letters leaving the country for dissenters. So, he instructs the man to use a code- write in black ink if everything is fine and red ink if things are bad.
The man goes to Russia. A couple weeks later the friend gets a letter in black ink. It says all sorts of positive things about Russia- how rich it is and how nice the people are to him. "My only complaint," he writes, "is that they don't have red pens."