Injured Leg Jokes

19 injured leg jokes and hilarious injured leg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about injured leg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Injured Leg Short Jokes

Short injured leg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The injured leg humour may include short broken leg jokes also.

  1. I once called Michael Jackson to tell him that I had injured the joint in the middle of my leg. He said **"A knee? Are you OK?"**

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Injured Leg One Liners

Which injured leg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with injured leg? I can suggest the ones about injured and missing leg.

  1. Before I Injured my leg girls used to run away from me Now they just walk
  2. What do lawyers do with a injured leg They put it in attorney-quet.
  3. I asked a Frenchman how he injured his leg... He just responded, "Eifell".
  4. What do you call a goblin with an injured leg? A hobblin' goblin
  5. How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg? By icing it.
  6. Did you hear about the turkey who was injured? He lost his leg in Nom.

Injured Leg Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about injured leg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leg injury jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make injured leg pranks.

Horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says "Why the long face?"
"Ha, ha, very funny," says the horse. "But I gotta say, today was not a good day. Injured my leg out, on the racetrack. My career's probably finished."
Bartender reaches under the bar, pulls out a gun, and shoots the horse.
Then he feels sorry for him, says "Tell ya what, buddy. That round is on the house."

Patient: "I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?"
Doctor: "You’ve had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: "What happened?"
Doctor: "Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Patient: "Give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them."
Patient: "That’s terrible! What’s the good news?"
Doctor: "There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers."

British pilot shot down over Germany...

...unfortunately he was badly injured when he was captured. They had to amputate his left leg so he asked if the Luftwaffe would drop it over his base in England, they obliged. A week later his right leg was amputated and again it was dropped over his base. Soon after his arm had to be amputated and when he asked for that to be dropped over his base the Germans said nein, zis ve cannot do anymore!
Why asked the pilot?
Because ve zink you're trying to escape.
(Sorry about the German accent, best I could do)

An American POW was being held in Germany...

Both of his arms were injured during the fighting and the n**... amputated one.
"Can you drop my arm over allied territory for my wife?" The soldier asked.
The doctors obliged.
A few days later the other arm became infected and they amputated that one.
"Can you drop it over allied territory for my wife?" He asked again.
The doctors met his second request.
A few weeks later, the soldier's leg got smashed in the work camp and had to be amputated.
"Can you drop my leg over allied territory for my wife?" He asked.
"Nein!" The doctors told him. "We cannot do this any more!"
"Why not?"
"We think you're trying to escape!"

A fighter pilot was shot down over France during WWII...

A fighter pilot is shot down over France during WWII and is captured by the Germans. He's injured, so they have to amputate his leg.
"Hey, next time you guys are b**... England, can you drop it over my base?"
So they do it. The next week they have to cut off his other leg, and he makes the same request. The *next* week they have to cut off his arm, but this time he's denied.
"Nein! Zis ve cannot do anymore!"
"Why not?"
"Because ve zink you are trying to escape!"

The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a b**.

.. injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent.
Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?"
Farmer: "That's right."
Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"
Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say."