Initiative Jokes
29 initiative jokes and hilarious initiative puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about initiative that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Initiative Short Jokes
Short initiative jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The initiative humour may include short leadership jokes also.
- I did an ancestry.com family history today and found out that my great grandfather helped rosa Parks initiate the civil rights movement He was the guy who said, "Get up, that's my seat."
- God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers. But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
- A farmer was counting his cows.... A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
- why do monarchs feel so important? Because small changes in their initial conditions can lead to large-scale and unpredictable variation in the future state of the system.
- Almost no one knows what the initials T and S stand for in T.S. Eliot's name. It's Top Secret.
- An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None - Initially the US was way behind other countries in COVID-19 cases. Little did those countries know, the US had a Trump card.
- A man takes his sick wife to a doctor.. The doctor after making initial observations, says - 'Sir, your wife doesn't look so good'. To which the man replies, 'Yea, but she gives great head'.
- What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long? A "Pi"-thon.
(brought to you by the bad puns initiative) - 80% of Swedish nationals report enjoying the lockdown despite having initially rejecting it. They say it makes them more productive. Personally, I think it's just a case of Stuckhome syndrome.
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Initiative One Liners
Which initiative one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with initiative? I can suggest the ones about opportunity and instigated.
- God initially planned to use wasps to make honey. But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
- My friends say I never take the initiative. I wish they'd just stop being my friends.
- Initially I didn't want to have the brain transplant... But then I changed my mind.
- I initially refused my vaccine however it ended up being in vein.
- Why are D&D nerds better in bed? Because they always take initiative in the roleplay.
- What do the initials D.S.A.U stand for ? United States Dyslexic Association
- I initially wanted to make a joke about overflow errors... But that's a bit too much.
- What's Owen Wilson's initial? (In Owen Wilson's voice) OW.
- What mantra do Hindus initiate on the 25th of December? Hari Kristmas.
- What do the initials I.N.R.I. on a crucifix mean? I'm Nailed Right In.
- What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated? Basic Training
- LPT:Use your initials instead of full name The results will be acronymical!
- A man escapes from prison. What are his initials? S. K. P.
- When asked why he turned in the doctor who initialed his patient He used Comic Sans
- Why would you want to know the initial value of Y? Y naught?
Great Initiative Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about initiative you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean effort jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make initiative pranks.
#whoremembers
If you initially read that as w**... members', well, we're probably already friends.
Eminem Coronavirus joke
Apparently, Eminem is rumored to be diagnosed with Coronavirus
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with v**... on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti
One day, a lawyer finds a genie's lamp.
The lawyer rubs the lamp, and the genie comes out.
"You have three wishes," the genie says. "The only rule is that you can't wish for more wishes."
After thinking for a while, the lawyer finally says, "I wish the word *splork* were interchangeable with the word *wish*. Next, I wish your initial injunction pertained only to the concept of wishing paired with the particular word *wish* as opposed to the concept itself, which you were merely signifying with that word. Aaaaand I splork for infinite splorks."
The genie sighs and says, "This is why nobody likes lawyers."
Did you hear about the surgeon who branded his initials on a patient's o**...?
Apparently it was an inside joke
The U.N. initiates a poll...
The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world."
The poll was a total failure.
The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of the world".
"What is inflation?" asked the CA's wife
"Initially you were 36-24-36, and now you're 48-40-48. So technically, you have more than you had earlier, but your value is less than earlier. THIS IS INFLATION"
Economics is not so difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: Do you have any question about the job that you are applying for?
Applicant: How much is the salary?
Interviewer: Initially $40,000. Later it could go up to $80,000
Applicant: I will start later then.
