The Best 17 Init Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Init jokes. There are some init total jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these init crucifix puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Init Jokes and Puns

The U.N. initiates a poll...

The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world."

The poll was a total failure.

The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of the world".

Almost no one knows what the initials T and S stand for in T.S. Eliot's name.

It's Top Secret.

Initially the US was way behind other countries in COVID-19 cases.

Little did those countries know, the US had a Trump card.

Init joke, Initially the US was way behind other countries in COVID-19 cases.

Initially I didn't want to have the brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

Whenever I see some initials carved into a tree with some hearts, I also think it's romantic.

Two lovers on a date in the wood and one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

I initially refused my vaccine

however it ended up being in vein.

Initially I was proud of my participation in a trial for cloning humans...

...but now, I don't think I can live with myself.

Init joke, Initially I was proud of my participation in a trial for cloning humans...

What do the initials D.S.A.U stand for ?

United States Dyslexic Association

What Syntax do British Programmers Always Use in Python?


I initially wanted to make a joke about overflow errors...

But that's a bit too much.

Couple's initials carved on a tree is cute and all but

I think it's weird how many people bring knives on a date ... in a forest

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What do the initials I.N.R.I. on a crucifix mean?

I'm Nailed Right In.

After the initial energy surrounding lithium's arrest...

Charges were dropped, due to lack of connection.

Initials reports are in on how Michael Jackson died....

He got food poisoning from eating a 9 year old weiner

Kidneys init

British boy: Yo, Wat does a kidney do blud?


Generic boy: Yes

Init joke, Kidneys init

Why would you want to know the initial value of Y?

Y naught?

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We suggest to use only working init food piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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