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Prince Andrew is going to inherit The Queen's Corgis. Makes sense with his experience in grooming.
Why can't Communists be programmers? Because there is a hierarchy of classes, inheritance, and private properties
All the comic books I inherited from my older brother had their last pages missing. I had to draw my own conclusions.
Why are C programmers poor? They don't have any inheritance.
Or...
Why should you not date a C programmer?
They have no class.
I inherited a magic device that floats in the sky and weaves magic carpets. You might say it's a family air loom.
My father recently passed away. I'll never forget how much I inherited.
From him I got the eye of an eagle, the heart of a lion and so much more.
He was the best hunter this world has ever seen.
God: "The meek shall inherit... Neptune." The Pope: "What happened to the Earth?"
God: "Funny, I was going to ask you the same thing!"
I inherited hypertension from my granny. She taught me to take everything with a grain of salt.
After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle. He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.
Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died? Because he was the rightful heir

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Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these inherit jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of inherit puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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I inherited my great-grandfather's antique wig-making equipment. It's a family hairloom.
Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
Why is diarrhoea, an inherited disease? Because it runs in your jeans!
What runs, but never sprints? Inherited obesity
I inherited my uncle's deer breeding business worth 50 million bucks That's a lot of doe
Leaving my kids a diss track as their inheritance Call that an ill will
What do you call a guitar you inherit from your parents? An heir guitar.
Did you know diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your genes.
I inherited my great grandad's underwear... They were fruit of the heirloom
How do programmers get rich? Inheritance.
Why did Darwin love CSS? Because children inherit properties from their parents.
What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law.
A young man inherits a brick company from his father.
Who inherited Harry David's motorcycle company? Come on, you can get this one!
Just inherited a massive dish washer cleaning business Now I'm descaling

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The American dream:

To buy a shovel for 2$, to then sell it for 4$. Then you buy two shovels, and sell those for 8$. Then one of your rich uncles dies and you inherit 1,000,000$
My dad told me this one

I inherited some land recently and managed to buy 100 donkeys for £100...

...I planned on selling them one by one for a profit, but overnight some sick guy broke into my farm and cut all the donkeys tails off! Now I'm left with 100 donkeys with no tails, so I'm going to have to wholesale them!
(ask me why I have to wholesale them...)
Well I can't retail them can I?!

Two friends meet after a long time.

and begin catching up on old times.
Friend 1: "Hey last time I heard, your engagement fell through. What happened man?"
Friend 2: "Well it was her decision. She decided I'm not good enough for her."
Friend 1: "I'm so sorry to hear that. But you know what? You should have told her about your super rich dad, and how you would inherit his money."
Friend 2: "I did. She's my mom now."

Today, my daughter came to me and told me...

"Dad, we learned in school that children inherit their intelligence from their mothers."
I said: "Of course you got your intelligence from mom. Because I still have mine".

Missfortune

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man" he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man" he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.

A blonde and a brunette inherit their parent's ranch but they soon run into money trouble

The brunette says "I'll go to town to buy a bull to produce offspring then send you a telegram when I'm done."
So she gets the bull, goes to the telegram office but she only has enough money left for 1 word. She tells the man at the office to send the word "Comfortable" and he says she'll never know what that means.
So the brunette says "My sister's a blonde so she'll read the word very slowly: Com-for-tha-bull."

You want to get rich? It's easy ... this is how you get rich ...

Getting rich is easy.
You buy an apple for 5-cents. You polish the apple until it's shiny and then you sell it for 10-cents.
Then you use the 10-cents to buy two apples. You polish them until their are shiny and sell them for 20-cents.
Then your father dies and you inherit $20-million dollars.

I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf h**... today.

I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew.

The Bible states...

that when Jesus finally returns to our world, the meek shall inherit the earth. My thought is, what if they don't want it, you know, because they're meek...

I was fired from my last job after the owner caught me having s**... with his wife.

Which really s**..., because I was next in line to inherit our family business.

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