Inherent Jokes
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Short inherent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inherent humour may include short jokes also.
- People were astounded to find a stringed instrument hidden within the dry well but it was merely more evidence of the violins inherent in the cistern.
- Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store I'll call it glazed and confused
- You know, it occurs to me that my ceiling fan is inherently indecisive... Any time I ask it a question, it only ever responds with "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
- Let me tell you about Honor... If you can't come inher, come onher.
(my roommate says this all the time. it might be something you have to hear out loud...)
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Inherent One Liners
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- Why did Karl Marx's toilet play music? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern
- I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right
- How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?
- I'm a bassist I believe upright is inherently better than electric
- Why did Karl Marx hate classical music? Because of the violins inherant in the system
Inherent Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about inherent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inherent pranks.
My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?
Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell
My 6 year old daughter just said to me..
"Dad, don't you find it inherently dishonest when people fabricate a false narrative using children to make the underlying message more humorous?"
I dunno what she talking about. Kids, eh?
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I'm not racist, but some races are simply inherently more important than others.
For example, the presidential race is much more important than some 100m dash.
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Why is physics inherently racist?
There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.
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Which academic discipline is the most racist?
Philosophy.
Philosophers claim there are no paradoxes, thus they are all inherently Zenophobic.
A popular joke within the Jewish community: Four Rabbis are arguing late at night over a passage of the Talmud
Three of the four rabbis argue that the text proves humanity is inherently evil. The fourth rabbi argues that human consciousness means we can choose all of our actions without moral disposition.
After three more hours of arguing, the fourth rabbi shouts, ADONAI, IF I AM CORRECT, GIVE ME A SIGN!
All of the sudden, lighting cracks directly next to the synagogue, splitting a tree perfectly in half without singeing a single leaf or blade of grass below.
The first three rabbis pause, before one of them declares,
* That's still two against three! *
A little girl and a little boy are arguing about differences between the sexes, he arguing that boys are inherently better and she that girls are.
The subject, of course, spills over into the personal realm, so that the real issue is which of the two children is superior. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, Here's something I have that you'll never have!
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is quite clearly true. She turns and runs home.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants, and says, My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!
Baby Confusion
An English, a Pakistani, and an Irish couple all simultaneously arrive at a hospital, all of the wives in the couple going into labour at approximately the same time. All of the babies were delivered healthily after fairly routine births but unfortunately, after placing the babies in their cradles, the nurse realized that she had forgotten to place tags on the different sheets. She informed the doctor of her mistake and that she was unable to recall which baby was which. The doctor was something of a scientist and believed that there was a parenting instinct which would allow them to identify the babies. He said they would let the couples go in, look at the babies, and take whichever one they identified as their own through this inherent, natural drive.
The English couple went first, returning almost immediately carrying the darkest skinned child. The nurse, recognizing this, approached the English couple to inform them;.
"Sir, no offence, but I believe that this child belongs to that Pakistani couple over there"
"Yeah, I know mate, but I heard that the other couple over there is Irish and I'm not taking any chances"
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Prejudiced..
A few nights ago, I was at a bar having a lively debate with a few mates when a woman from the next table walks over and starts shouting at me. I'm not entirely sure which part of the discussion she had overheard, but she started accusing me of being prejudiced against certain races -- which I am.
I said to her, "I'm sorry, but I do personally think that certain races are just inherently s**... and pointless and we need to get rid of them."
In a really uppity tone, she says, "Oh, really? Can you give me some examples?"
I said, "Sure. The egg-and-spoon ... the three-legged ..."