Inhaler Jokes

Funniest Inhaler Short Jokes

Short inhaler jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inhaler humour may include short airliner jokes also.

1. Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler.... The neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting heavily "give it to me!"
2. Imagine what the first person who inhaled helium thought... They must have spoke very highly about it.
3. To show off how wealthy he was, I saw a guy inhale a line of 24K gold dust It was really Au inspiring.
4. If I could describe all the horrible things that a lifetime of inhaling paint has done to me in one word, ... ... that word would be brain damage.
5. friend gave me an inhaler my friend was dying on the floor and he gave me an inhaler, guess he wanted to give something for me to remember him. weird.
6. In my opinion, Asbestos is still the best insulation. I was born inhaling Asbestos, and I'll die inhaling Asbestos.
7. DON'T BREATHE! Studies show that 100% of humans that have died have inhaled oxygen at least once in their life.
8. I just ate a hamburger really fast My girlfriend said, "Wow, you inhaled that!" I replied, "I suppose you could say... I went HAM"
9. After weeks of no new uploads, high-quality ripper Silvagunner was found dead along with 20 others in a ski resort avalanche. He died of snow in-halation.
10. As I passed the doobie to Dave, I pondered thoughtfully, "Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?" As Dave inhaled, he wheezed, "Because potholder was already taken..."

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Inhaler One Liners

Which inhaler one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inhaler? I can suggest the ones about blower and spray.

1. What's the difference between you and an inhaler? You're breathtaking!
2. Why can't bill clinton go scuba diving? He won't inhale.
3. Christian friend of mine vapes... Guess I'll see him *inhale*.
4. What do you call a Russian with asthma? Vlad the inhaler
5. My best friend died from inhaling too much bug spray. The coroner said he offed himself.
6. Today i stole the inhaler of a kid It was breathtaking
7. What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? (Inhales) HAND EEEEYYYEEE
8. What do you call an asthmatic vampire? Vlad the Inhaler
9. Why did the little boy use his inhaler? "No wheezin'"
10. What do you call a vampire with asthma? Vlad the Inhaler
11. Consuming Oxygen is a dangerous addiction. People just keep inhaling it till they die.
12. My girlfriend asked me to take her breath away. So I hid her inhaler.
13. Why did the Monster Hunter bring their inhaler to fight Vaal Hazak? "My asthma."
14. Lysol inhaler joke NEW LYSOL INHALER. Get yours before supplies run out !
15. Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.

Amusing & Witty Inhaler Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about inhaler you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean extinguisher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inhaler pranks.