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Imagine what the first person who inhaled helium thought...

They must have spoke very highly about it.

Smoking Kills

Experts say that every time you inhale a drag of a cigarette, it takes 7 seconds off your life.
When I was a teenager, my best friend and I tried cigarettes for the first time. I ended up smoking for 25 years, but my friend only inhaled **once**.
Yesterday, while out walking his dog, he got hit by a bus and was killed instantly.
I can't get it out of my mind - I keep thinking - if he never had inhaled that one time - we probably could have heard him scream.

DON'T BREATHE!

Studies show that 100% of humans that have died have inhaled oxygen at least once in their life.

I just ate a hamburger really fast

My girlfriend said, "Wow, you inhaled that!" I replied, "I suppose you could say... I went HAM"

As I passed the doobie to Dave, I pondered thoughtfully, "Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?"

As Dave inhaled, he wheezed, "Because potholder was already taken..."


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