Ingrown Jokes
8 ingrown jokes and hilarious ingrown puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ingrown that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the different types of "ingrown jokes," with a focus on the physical, mental, and dietary implications they can have. Learn the ins and outs of why jokes about an ingrown toenail, tonsil, complexion, or even carrot may not be in your best interest!
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What do you call a rabbit that's raised indoors?
An in-grown hare!:)
Proud Dad Moment
My daughter has two in-grown toe-nails, one on each foot. I was preparing some nice warm soaking water for her while my wife asked our daughter how her feet were doing and the conversation went like this:
Mom: How's your toe doing, you have two toes right?
Me/Daughter (at the exact same time): I have ten toes!
My wife gave the necessary groan and laughed, but my daughter and I shared a truly special moment.
I was most proud.
I hate ingrown hairs...
They really get under my skin
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
s**... Rule.!
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor's nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested. "Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the blond nurse. "That's a s**... rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe." "That's nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"
What did the mathemetician do about his ingrown toenail infection?
sohcahtoa.
What do you call an unborn rabbit?
An ingrown hare.
I just clipped the worst ingrown toe-nail...
It was a feet.
My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair.
I got a cyst and deceased letter.
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