Infringement Jokes

Funniest Infringement Short Jokes

Short infringement jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The infringement humour may include short violation jokes also.

1. How would the second amendment look if it was written in Canada? "The right of the people to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed"
2. What is a pirate's favourite letter? Dear xxxxxxxxx
   Your internet service has not been terminated for copyright infringement due to a lack of evidence.
   Sincerely xxxxxxxx
3. iPad Apple will be unveiling a larger iPad.
   Proctor & Gamble is set to file suit over trademark infringements over Apple's new Max iPad.
4. What does a pirate do in his spare time? He infringes on copyrights and downloads torrents.
5. What does Meghan Trainor say when she's sued for copyright infringement? Now I'm in treble
6. Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet. R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement.
7. If only Microsoft had named their newest operating system "X" instead of 10 they could've sued Apple for copyright infringement
8. United Airlines is being sued for copyright infringement. Killing the Wabbit is a registered trademark of Warner Bros, Inc.
9. TIL in 1970, Xerox Corp sued IBM for patent infringement. Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.
10. The second amendment -Officer this is infringing on the second amendment! The right to lead an organized militia!
    -sir this is an A10 warthog and an M1A1 Abrams
    -there medicinal

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Infringement One Liners

Which infringement one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with infringement? I can suggest the ones about plagiarism and trespassing.

1. iSpy iSpy, with my little "i" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement.
2. Amazon should sue Samsung.... For infringing on the copyrights of their Kindle and Fire.
3. Looks like Microsoft DOES have a new IP... Infringed Patent.
4. Why do teachers hate boys with long hair? Because they are infringing the school rules!

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What funny jokes about infringement you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean invasion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make infringement pranks.