Info Jokes
40 info jokes and hilarious info puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about info that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short info jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The info humour may include short details jokes also.
- Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info.
- Why is net neutrality so important? Somebody tell me, please! My ISP won't let me access the info for some reason.
- "Social credit system , censorship of any info that does not fit their narrative , Demonization of people with wrong think " You know who I am talking about. Reddit
- The world's largest info tech company has merged with a mobile accessories company, but refuses to share a name with them. And they're not even sorry about it. Nope, they're not Apple-Logitech.
- A joke for those who are not exactly tech savvy. Your computer and/or phone is now infected with a dangerous virus. Comment your personal info to receive instructions on how to remove.
- Why is there a holiday song about an itchy father? It's called "Fleas on my Dad", can't find any info on it.
- If info gathered about scp-055 is always forgotten, then I think I know what it is My birthday party
- My daughter just cracked my new Iphone Xs screen, so I'm passing it back to a lucky commenter. Info below. Girl, 7-year-old, can do basic math and alphabet, good at housework, overall a good child.
- Did you hear that the government hid evedence of flying dinosaurs The info was pteredacted
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Info One Liners
Which info one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with info? I can suggest the ones about data and news.
- The results of the election are in! Oops, sorry, that info is only for us Russians.
- What day do all info tables fear? Columnbine.
- How does the Government get info off TOR? Leeks
- hello test *hello*
* info
* info2
* info3
balh blah - How do you get info from a french dude? You est-ce que question
- New World Wide Info for all
- What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about s**...? An info-maniac.
- New info regarding the Chelsea e**... somebody dropped their Samsung 7
Heartwarming Info Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about info you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knowledge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make info pranks.
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My government is spreading obviously false covid-19 info about x-mas parties
Here in Sweden the government lies and says that we can have Christmas gatherings of up to 8 people without any problems. Such obvious bull! Who knows 8 people without any problems?
After 3 failed marriages, an old woman decides to try an online dating site..
She sets up an account with all her info and says she is looking for "a man who will not beat me, Will not walk all over me, and is great in bed." After 2 weeks no one has replied. Then, one day some one rings the doorbell. The woman gets up and opens the door to see a man with no arms and no legs sitting there. He says "Hello, I'm here about your online dating profile." the woman says to him, "well I want a man who won't beat me.." the man says "I have no arms, therefore I can not beat you." the woman says "well I want a man who won't walk all over me." the man replies "I have no legs, so I can't even walk." the woman says "well, I want a man who's great in bed.." the man replies "hey, I rang the doorbell didn't I?
3 spies from England, France and Italy were sent to the USSR.
After a week they were captured and put in jail. The Russians took the English spy, tied and tortured him and after 20 minutes he gave all the info.
Then the Russians took the French spy. They tied and tortured him, and after 20 minutes he too gave all the info.
Then they took the Italian spy and did the same to him, but he didnt give any info. They kept torturing him for 3 hours but with no luck. Eventually they gave up and put him back in the cell.
The 2 other spies asked him How did you do that? They tortured us like crazy! The Italian replied: I wanted to give all my info, but they tied my hands and so I couldn't speak.
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I Went To The Patent Office.
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She s**... and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
Why was Mr. Information sad?
Because everyone was spreading Ms. Information
Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page...
...please enter your 17 digit password.
I informed a doctor I was born in 87'
I was surprised when she told me I was her oldest patient by far. I asked how that was possible and she replied, "You tell me. I figured anyone born in A.D. 7 would be dead by now."
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They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?
A uniformed racist!
Information
Is your mother home? the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. "Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother was home." The kid replied, "She is; but this ain't where I live.
I informed my Mexican friend that I had eaten their leftover cheese.
They replied, "K, so?"
I'm giving out my personal credit card info to anyone that wants it
It's several shades of blue, very thin, about 3 long and 2 tall with these little raised numbers and letters on it, it has what looks like a SIM card on one end, a WiFi symbol looking thingy on the front, it has a bunch of tiny words and some additional numbers on the back with a solid black section. Have fun shopping folks.
Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?
He was snowed-in.
Mark Zuckerberg
Mark : we need 1000s of people's image so that we can fetch the data for the AI but we are running short on money this time. Any inputs?
Consultant 1: get the info from Apple's AI
Consultant 2: XoXo rofl! let's create a #10yearchallenge
Mark :
consultant :
Mark : perfe...
Before I could inform an employee the bathroom was out of toilet paper, a man wearing an ugly shirt walked in.
He walked out with an even shittier shirt.
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The most shocking info that we'll get from the classified Kennedy documents will be that Lee Harvey Oswald didn't shoot the president, he ate him.
Because John F. Kennedy was a berliner.
What is the most informative day of the year?
April 11th, the whole day is the 411
To keep up with the information age, they installed wifi in the restroom.
People have been logging in, all day.
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My wife and I decided we do not want kids
If anybody does, please send me your contact info and we can drop them off at your convenience.
what does an informational packet say when asked for a spot at the gym?
Bro, sure.
