Inflight Jokes
17 inflight jokes and hilarious inflight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inflight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Inflight Short Jokes
Short inflight jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inflight humour may include short entertainment jokes also.
- UPDATE: United Airlines now offering a new addition to their inflight meals chinese takeout
- When checking in for his flight, the wedge-tailed eagle was asked: Would you like to check some baggage or purchase an in-flight meal? The eagle replied: No thanks. I'll just have my carrion.
- United inflight movie suggestions? So far I've got:
The Chinese Connection
Necessary Roughness - Did you hear about United Airline's new inflight game, Mile-high Fight Club Simulator? It never took off
- Uwe Boll movies are so bad, they can make an audience instantly walk out. Even when it's the in-flight movie.
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Inflight One Liners
Which inflight one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inflight? I can suggest the ones about hurtful and simulator.
- Unites Airlines newest in-flight cuisine Chinese Takeout
- The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs.
- Nobody enjoyed the in-flight movie. It caused 17 walkouts.
- What's United Airlines most popular in-flight drink? Punch.
- What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning.
- United announced a new name for its in-flight magazine... Hematomas
Uproarious Inflight Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about inflight you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean harm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inflight pranks.
Stewardess
Yes, Sir?
I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can't sleep.
Captain, shut up and land the plane.
